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there is NO way ren survived that fall what are we lying about

y'all wtf guys

i am clawing and biting at my skin i can't do this

life shattering dialog chunk. sunil my beloved. tears rolling down my face at rapid speeds.

TSUKISHIMA 😍💓💕🥰💕💗❤️🫶😍🥰💞💓💞🥰🥰😍🫶❤️❤️😍💞💗💓😍😍😍

FLOWERS AND DEATH WE KNOW THAT SMELL

is this foreshadowing i smell

WAAHHHH BERNARD WTF MAN CHILL

not at a party of hundreds...... in front of your parents..... bro..........

OH YEAHAH ACCIDENTAL CONFESSION OF LOVE FOLLOWED UP BY KISS LETS GO

WHAT WHAT WHAT WDYM GET IN THE TRUNK WHAT HES PUTTING HIM IN A SUITCASE WHAT

NO PATROCLUS FUCK YOU ZEUS

logan, currently watching delilah, at night, through her window:
'really, she should be more careful. she was so luminescent, she could easily attract some creep's attention.'

😦

hey bud you might want to sit down for what i'm about to tell you

awwwww i love how cliche yet sweet guitar playing scenes are, but also cringe?? kms maybe?? i do want to know who the song is about though

i was so disgusted by that scene that i was repeatedly smacking the book against my forehead and my mother came in and asked with genuine horror on her face if i was okay
NO, bree, you do NOT love your teacher. you have been MANIPULATED and GROOMED and its DISGUSTING and ILLEGAL

'...framed with luscious, completely-wasted-on-a-boy dark eyelashes...'

REAL

YAS BREE'S MOM YOU SLAY !! YOU TELL YOUR HUSBAND OFF I SEE YOU

'though she was loathe to admit it, she couldn't help but fancy hugo. ridiculous, she knew. ludicrous. fantastical. and also so, so wrong, considering he was such an arse arse ARSEhole.'

ME CORE???

wtf did i just read

wake up babe new five page mc monologue just dropped

'Plus, plenty of people bite their nails, cut their cuticles until they bleed, pick at scabs that haven't healed. Isn't that just a (socially acceptable) kind of cutting?'

don't you just love mental illness.

'not enough to classify as a real bulimic' kms i'm going to rip the pages out of this book. angel honey darling please an ed is an ed get help please omg

there are about 2840817458 possibilities but some that could make sense if you squint super hard are
a) rachel IS the bad guy and set up a new life with Julian's help for money?? fame???
b) rachel is NOT the bad guy and the money was bc she was running away from the bad guy whom we either do not know or is a third party side character atm
c) charlie is the bad guy????
d) the entire family played a role???????

see in most mystery novels i read the story is linear, each clue leads to the next etc etc.
but in typical holly jackson fashion i read the biggest info drop so far and must simply brush it off bc it probably means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING bc her books are like some kind of FUCKING LABYRINTH
i say with affection i <3 her books

THIS FAR THROUGH AND NOW WE GET THE FIRST KISS FFS

'...not Lush, where the sales people are all like 'Hiya' and in your face for half an hour'

truer words have never been spoken

if these two boys do not get hamilton tickets i'm going to commit a violent crime against someone

yeah..... fuck you ben !!......... (omg no not fuck you ben please fix it i will cry)

ben is the height of adorable and any grudge i held against him for the arcade is gone (mostly.) and the whole 'now i'm going to kiss you so there's no pressure about a perfect first kiss'?? has me SQUEALING

ew ben stop being such a dick about losing a children's arcade game and let ur bf have fun omfg

KICKING MY FEET AND SQUEALING FOR YOU ARTHUR OMG istg if hudson makes an appearance i'm going to strangle someone