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nb: never read page 277 while listening to noah kahan's 'spoiled' in study class or else you will want to cry and kill yourself

iris is definitely dead right

bloody twisting slippery weasel liar he says

oh here we GO

gets worse before it gets better and all that jazz i suppose. i hate everybody

wow was that a veiled love declaration (please)

siiiggghhhhhh yeah whatever i take it back

kim you bastard i hope you die a tragic death

starts with f and rhymes with bag alert

3 chapters in and i already need these motherfuckers to kiss again they're so annoying

sweating bullets right now aled is GOING to jump you frances

i genuinely groan aloud whenever we switch from logs to the all-seeing narrator povs of horror and despair. why does EVERYTHING want to kill this man

if any of the hermes crew dies, this entire book will be a load of bullshit because then it'd just be one life for another and what makes mark more important than anybody else. therefore they are all going to live. right.

HE NEVER LEARNS

will darling i swear to god there is no one as stupid as you

kim when i get ur ass kim when i get ur fucking ass kim i SWEAR TO GOD when i GET UR ASS.

not if but when kim turns out to be a lying snake, i will be incredibly disappointed. even though i know it's coming. sigh

'cup of tea?' IM CRYING

we don't take this fwb thing lightly round these parts i suppose

ten bucks says draven and darling snr. had it going on

i do not trust you andrew winchester. 10 bucks he's evil.

this cheating shit is so predictable get me out of here. i am not having a good time.

BOOOO CHEATING TROPE BOOOOOOOO

nina already pmo and we've barely begun wow i hate her

i don't appreciate being fooled with fake predictability like this

IT IS SOMEHOW WORSE

if it's the little girl i'm going to walk into oncoming traffic

only in short mentions and background information have i heard of you, marguerite, but i still know you're about to make me ugly cry

nz mentioned but at what cost

i swear to god if he's dead i'm never reading a book again. alice you wouldn't do that would you? alice you don't kill off your characters do you? alice?