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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MAYSILEE FUCKKKKKK

literally how does he make it out of this alive and then also not get executed what the fuck

MY QUEEN IS HERE EVERYBODY SHUT UP FOR EFFIE TRINKET

i don't trust anybody in this situation. wendy included. something outside of the obvious abusive husband situation is going on here

i did NOT come here for academic rivals to lovers be so serious

10 bucks says tommy fucking dies

sai ma totally evil right

nb: never read page 277 while listening to noah kahan's 'spoiled' in study class or else you will want to cry and kill yourself

iris is definitely dead right

bloody twisting slippery weasel liar he says

oh here we GO

gets worse before it gets better and all that jazz i suppose. i hate everybody

wow was that a veiled love declaration (please)

siiiggghhhhhh yeah whatever i take it back

kim you bastard i hope you die a tragic death

starts with f and rhymes with bag alert

3 chapters in and i already need these motherfuckers to kiss again they're so annoying

sweating bullets right now aled is GOING to jump you frances

i genuinely groan aloud whenever we switch from logs to the all-seeing narrator povs of horror and despair. why does EVERYTHING want to kill this man

if any of the hermes crew dies, this entire book will be a load of bullshit because then it'd just be one life for another and what makes mark more important than anybody else. therefore they are all going to live. right.

HE NEVER LEARNS

will darling i swear to god there is no one as stupid as you

kim when i get ur ass kim when i get ur fucking ass kim i SWEAR TO GOD when i GET UR ASS.

not if but when kim turns out to be a lying snake, i will be incredibly disappointed. even though i know it's coming. sigh

'cup of tea?' IM CRYING

we don't take this fwb thing lightly round these parts i suppose

ten bucks says draven and darling snr. had it going on

i do not trust you andrew winchester. 10 bucks he's evil.