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IT IS SOMEHOW WORSE

if it's the little girl i'm going to walk into oncoming traffic

only in short mentions and background information have i heard of you, marguerite, but i still know you're about to make me ugly cry

nz mentioned but at what cost

i swear to god if he's dead i'm never reading a book again. alice you wouldn't do that would you? alice you don't kill off your characters do you? alice?

'I'd never have guessed-' NEITHER BUDDY

what the BALLS is going on

IT'S NOT JOEY??? fam i am shaking in me BOOTS

this is horrifying it's so effective i'm shitting my pants rn

dominic is up to something i swear it's always the nice guy

nah nah nah omfg i can't do this oooomg get me out of here this is so embarrassing what the fuck

someone's dying they're not both making it out of this and i'll cry

i am never getting through this brick of words from hell

stephen king stop talking about myra's weight challenge level impossible shut UP SHUT UP SHUT UP how am i not even 100 pages into this bullshit

how many slurs can stephen king fit in one page challenge

there is NO way ren survived that fall what are we lying about

y'all wtf guys

i am clawing and biting at my skin i can't do this

life shattering dialog chunk. sunil my beloved. tears rolling down my face at rapid speeds.

TSUKISHIMA 😍💓💕🥰💕💗❤️🫶😍🥰💞💓💞🥰🥰😍🫶❤️❤️😍💞💗💓😍😍😍

FLOWERS AND DEATH WE KNOW THAT SMELL

is this foreshadowing i smell

WAAHHHH BERNARD WTF MAN CHILL

not at a party of hundreds...... in front of your parents..... bro..........

OH YEAHAH ACCIDENTAL CONFESSION OF LOVE FOLLOWED UP BY KISS LETS GO

WHAT WHAT WHAT WDYM GET IN THE TRUNK WHAT HES PUTTING HIM IN A SUITCASE WHAT

NO PATROCLUS FUCK YOU ZEUS

logan, currently watching delilah, at night, through her window:
'really, she should be more careful. she was so luminescent, she could easily attract some creep's attention.'

😦

hey bud you might want to sit down for what i'm about to tell you

awwwww i love how cliche yet sweet guitar playing scenes are, but also cringe?? kms maybe?? i do want to know who the song is about though

i was so disgusted by that scene that i was repeatedly smacking the book against my forehead and my mother came in and asked with genuine horror on her face if i was okay
NO, bree, you do NOT love your teacher. you have been MANIPULATED and GROOMED and its DISGUSTING and ILLEGAL

'...framed with luscious, completely-wasted-on-a-boy dark eyelashes...'

REAL