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chris
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will darling i swear to god there is no one as stupid as you
— May 27, 2026 02:24AM
chris
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kim when i get ur ass kim when i get ur fucking ass kim i SWEAR TO GOD when i GET UR ASS.
— May 26, 2026 01:10PM
chris
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not if but when kim turns out to be a lying snake, i will be incredibly disappointed. even though i know it's coming. sigh
— May 26, 2026 03:56AM
chris
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we don't take this fwb thing lightly round these parts i suppose
— May 26, 2026 12:57AM