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chris is 29% done

we don't take this fwb thing lightly round these parts i suppose

— May 26, 2026 12:57AM

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chris’s Previous Updates

chris is 87% done

HE NEVER LEARNS

— May 27, 2026 03:23AM

chris is 62% done

will darling i swear to god there is no one as stupid as you

— May 27, 2026 02:24AM

chris is 54% done

kim when i get ur ass kim when i get ur fucking ass kim i SWEAR TO GOD when i GET UR ASS.

— May 26, 2026 01:10PM

chris is 36% done

not if but when kim turns out to be a lying snake, i will be incredibly disappointed. even though i know it's coming. sigh

— May 26, 2026 03:56AM

chris is 30% done

'cup of tea?' IM CRYING

— May 26, 2026 01:00AM

chris is 15% done

ten bucks says draven and darling snr. had it going on

— May 26, 2026 12:24AM

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