Jess > Recent Status Updates

I wish this “where are they now section” was movie montage style

“Is it over now?” by Taylor Swift plays. and the answer is no.

You know, I never did care for philosophy…

How does this have 4.15 stars please what am I missing this is sooooooo boring

Why is the epilogue 40 minutes long are we don’t yet

Was this author inspired by Victor Hugo’s work? Because my god do they go off on tangents…

What if I just DNF’d it right now hahaha

I don’t like any of these characters btw

Heh heh 6 7

Not the kind of plot twist I was hoping for… 🤢

Thank god for audiobooks, I can’t imagine having the physically read this with my eyes.

Praying for a plot twist or for SOMETHING to happen

Only 60%? What else could POSSIBLY happen?

If this wasn’t for a book club, I would probably give up right about here.

I take a melatonin gummy at night and read this book and then in my dreams I set really good boundaries

OH MY GOD can the previous person please be done with this already and return the audiobook so I can finish it before book club on April 9???!

Wait, do we even know this guy‘s first name? Genius writing.

It’s really nice that the hostess at the restaurant assumes the teacher is her dad. In real life, she would probably think it was her husband or boyfriend. Why do I say that? Because there have been at least three distinct times in my life where strangers have assumed my dad was my husband or boyfriend. Like guys…we look alike and he’s almost thirty years older than me. Why does this keep happening?

Ruh roh

Sarah’s takedown of NXIVM is so fucking badass

So far, I haven’t gotten a ton of information that I didn’t already know or that wasn’t in the HBO series. Maybe I just know too much about NXIVM idk.

So, it picked up, but then it was due at the library and there’s a four week wait so…it’s gonna be a while

Surely this will pick up

ME BURGER IS CRAZY

FIST ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAOOO

Don’t read all of my updates to avoid spoilers this is your only warning

I am extremely devastated

If anything happens to Rocky I am going to be extremely devastated