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Dave is a chunt and I hope he dies, and Juliet is being a bad friend. Bliss is awesome

I have a bad feeling about Mac and I want him to go away

dude I love Hera, she’s actually awesome

what happened to persephone I’m scared

I’m glad everyone is beating up Zeus

that chud did NOT deserve his eye back, Hestia is also being a chunt (then immediately changed tune when money was mentioned) but Athena is so funny in this she’s like Scorpia. she was just excited to see uncle hades

Tori stop being a cuck right this instant

Hera is very messy but I wasn’t expecting the random Hades/Hera hookups, that was wild
Zeus is a bit of a dick and Hebe is the cutest little patootie ever

big fan of Thimble

Lola you chunt…

I love Penelope and Athena, they are just taunting the suitors together. big fan of the ithaca saga

Odysseus going straight for the lie, Athena immediately scolding Odysseus for not recognising her, Odysseus scolding her for abandoning him for 10 years and then immediately making up is so funny to me for some reason, it’s probably the most human interaction I’ve read in this book

so not only did the crew not care that odysseus sacrificed six men, but they did have food stores from circe AND were able to fish, but they just killed the cows anyway 😭

these suitors 100% deserve to die I hate them, I hope Antinous especially is put to work in Tartarus

I’ve always thought Paris was just an idiot, but if my family left me on a mountain to die, maybe I’d also rob a foreign country and cause the biggest war of a century

Oenone’s decision to let him die was justified I don’t care

they just called Goggles gay

this chunt emperor is pissing me off so bad holy shit, just die already you are not all that

team retro gamer is misogynistic…

why does Zeus have to ruin every nymph or mortal woman's life by falling in love with her

I love the idea of Eros and Persephone being friends it’s so sweet. also everything with Demeter and Apollo and Athena being missing is confusing me. Athena is canon lesbian don’t change my mind

of course Zeus would defend a man accused of sexual assault 🤬🤬🤬 I’m glad Hera spit on him, I like her right now cause she’s so empathetic towards Persephone but I do NOT like Zeus right now

NO now I feel bad for Minthe even though she’s mean 😪

Zeus is cheating on Hera, lore accurate

no but now I feel really bad for her 😢 also I’m very invested and I need the other books immediately

Zeus is bisexual confirmed, he will cheat on Hera with anyone and everyone, equality in infidelity ❤️

Apollo you chunt

big fan of how poseidon, zeus and hades bully each other, very brotherly
also glad that she changed it so hera isn’t zeus’ sister anymore 😭 and I had no idea that the story of eros and psyche was the basis for beauty and the beast, that’s awesome

Zeus is about to piss me off, why’d he kill Patroclus? why does he get to write fate, that isn’t fair (even though he traded his own son for it). everyone is distraught over Patroclus’ death though so that is something. Hector is a chunt I’m glad he dies

I have not read even one interpretation of the Iliad/greek mythology that has made me like Agamemnon

also this chapter is really funny because why did Zeus start listing all the women he’d cheated on Hera with, and why did Hera refer to Poseidon as her brother and brother-in-law 😭 originator of the sister/wife meme

why is lord Algar still alive, someone kill him already

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON 😭😭😭