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Not the pukey kiss

😳 damn

Nah see you en makin sense. Ivo is beat you like goatskin drum and you cower but the Matisse brothers walk in and you grabbing knife 🫩

Idk friend en ntn sound appealing bout salty taste and sweaty smell 😭 it’s stressing me out cause you keep pointing it out

“He was in therapy to un-gay himself”

Lmfaooooooooooo what??

Girl you have guts of steel cause en no one spitting in my mouth 😭

You better stop watching your wife boyfriend package 😭😭

So you suppressing your sexuality! No wonder you be beating her senseless 😭

Not the bells 😭😂😂

Since when was dry humpin so sexy 😩😮‍💨

You doing a lot for someone who was scared because their head was between the wall and fridge 5 days out the week 😩 get out your shell then boo

This man missing all his screws 😩

A tattoo?? Really???

Sweetie stand up!!! 😕😳

Damn honey

👀 girl I’m side eyeing you really hard right now lol

“I guess some businesses really do make a return on their investment in the first year huh boss”
Ouch

This first date so cuteeeee

Now Mr. Mayor make it make sense. How you can hope for you, your cousin and his wife to be cordial after you had her fixing nasty 🫩😂

No wonder Alyce was so dumb if the way he eating Yakima cooter is anything to go by he suck her brain out her front

Girl thinking bout a man 8hours a day is a full time job

Her: when can I pack my shit up
Him: it’s already packed up
Me: girl I cudda tell you that 😭😂😂

Now I know you lying 😕😩 you en just tell him that

Girl you should’ve been able to see the breakup coming from 100 miles away 😕🫩

Lmfaooooooooooo girl you need help

I meeaannnn idk. If my wife sleep with her ex bf/ baby daddy behind my back who is also my cousin I wouldn’t be able to “work through it”

Girl I hope you en stupid enough to go back to that ass

My my my 😮‍💨

Yesss!!!! Smack his asss!!!!! 😭