mellie_reads’s Reviews > Frisco: Welcome to the Woods > Status Update

“I guess some businesses really do make a return on their investment in the first year huh boss”
Ouch

This first date so cuteeeee

Now Mr. Mayor make it make sense. How you can hope for you, your cousin and his wife to be cordial after you had her fixing nasty 🫩😂

No wonder Alyce was so dumb if the way he eating Yakima cooter is anything to go by he suck her brain out her front

Her: when can I pack my shit up
Him: it’s already packed up
Me: girl I cudda tell you that 😭😂😂

Now I know you lying 😕😩 you en just tell him that

Girl you should’ve been able to see the breakup coming from 100 miles away 😕🫩

Lmfaooooooooooo girl you need help

I meeaannnn idk. If my wife sleep with her ex bf/ baby daddy behind my back who is also my cousin I wouldn’t be able to “work through it”

Girl I hope you en stupid enough to go back to that ass