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Povertty is fon isnt it?

-sent from my ipad

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yayy victor told the judge that Adam is real and finally hes taking responsibility for failing his child. Walton is too kind to victor cuz what a terrible role model but yes dying in the arctic is very not slay good go back to the uk fam

I love old timey books about poor people. Its more relatable then poor victor frankenstein whose more spoilt then a toddler with a gucci bag.

the french revolution is great

Im really getting through this one guys. Maybe I was too mean to movie victor, he still sucks here lmao. Should I finish watching it?

"If my child does a crime does that make me guilty"??

Insane logic this man. TELL THEM VICTOR.

also the movie was pure fanfic. The book is much better. Plus this Victor is cuter, I like mid twenties Victor over 45 year old Oscar Isaac. Insane behavior whyyy did they make him so old?? Maybe its good. My sister's class read the book and everyone was thirsting over the guy who played the monster lol. I did like him in

Killing cats doesn't make you cool like one. Just like eating people doesn't make you enlightened. It just makes you a gross disgusting monster skinhead braindead moron idiot.

yeah

Sorry I forgot my ecology class BUT BEARS ARENT PREDATORS THEY HAVE NONE WHY WOULD YOU HUNT THEM GHSKJSHFDH

THEY FUCKING KILL OUR CATS??

Like why why whyyyy do they hunt bears and mountain lions?? Predators are in short supply you know and whatever you say i do not believe that they are overpopulated anywhere besides that Cougar place.

Like why Meyer did you make everything worse?? It could've just stayed deer, you didnt have to do this.

Im cringing so much I have to stop sometimes sorry for so many updates

"Youre doing it again?"
"What?"
"Dazzling me"
"Oh"
"Its not your fault. You cant help it"

IS HE A PUPPY???

I like how he says food tastes like dirt. Its very my sister coded. Or maybe Tokyo Goul.

Also me coded. Eating is hard sometimes and everything you wanted now tastes disgusting. I almost feel bad for this pedophile.

"I dont know how youre brave enough to be alone with him. Hes so intimidating" -Jessica

Oh my god everyone genuinely hates this what what the fuck. Like no wonder he had to go after the new girl everyone in town thinks hes an "axe murderer" -robert pattinson

Hes much more alluring here, his creepy tone doesn't transfer to text well. In the film Robert makes him so weird. I love it.

He is Dexter, hes Joe from You, hes Hannibal Lector. Hes a creepy stalker with anger issues and dubious morals who thinks he does things out of love, yet they are creepy.

This is the equivalent of a celebrity falling for a stalker or a victim falling for a murderer. This is insanity.

I do enjoy their chemistry, they deserve each other. Bella is sarcastic, and Edward is a banterer. Its written well and is super fun

IS THIS DUDE A PEDO SAIKI K??

Ah Jacob is adorable I love him such a local sweetheart. The native "legend" does stink of racism. Its really hard to write about groups you dont belong to but like make up a fake one maybe?

theyres ghosts now??? i feel like i have to say it but I AM NOT COMFORTABLE WITH INCEST ON ANY LEVEL WTF. dont come at me with its not "technically" fjsjhska HES HER COUSIN dude if they kiss i think ill die of cringe. first it was the 18 y/o with the 25 y/o polish dude and now we've got twincest. why cant romances be normal??? the most normal on ive read recently was the cougar lesbians. why is the bar on the floor??

why WHY WHYYYY do i like it??? yes edward is an asshole and bella is boring but this is so much funnn. im having fun, you gotta let us girls have fun. bellas a funny narrarator shes always so down and tries to stay away from everyone shes a loner tbh. then suddenly as soon as a pretty guy with similar energy tries to break down her barriers HES IN?? i feel like anyone she dated wouldve been abuse. girls got no taste

Okay okay its cool they can talk. Finally Bella genuinely talks to someone. I can kind of see why Edward is so dreamy or whatever. Its cool that he listens. Idk from the vides them together is not too bad so far. theyre both terribly boring so they seem to mesh pretty well.

Broooo I cant stop im literally doing mitosis rn. The lab theyre doing is to identify each number slide with the step and somehow I thought they were going in order so I went back to my textbook to check. Bella and Edward go Prophase, Anaphase, Telophase. And the cycle is Prophase, Promethophase, Metaphase, Anaphase, Telophase (G1, S, G2).

Thanks twilight for making me study <3
Im glad its bio, cuz bio sucks lol

"Haven't you seen snow before?"
"Sure I have. On TV."

god bella is funny why did no one tell me?? Sarcasm is good yo im sad that the book wont stay like this. Its super dry kinda like scrubs just a negative attitude but she seems happier at this point. I could see it going well for her, group of friends and she graduates smiling. Yet we know what happens and im scared. Im scared of that baby.

I bought this at the library on halloween for $1. Life is good.

She really makes forks sound like a cave.

i dont feel like reliving my au pair trauma so book 3 it is. im ok with american goes to ireland in this book, its not as cryptic.

i feel like shes gotten better at writing ngl. herbal medicine is fun but not magic, not a huge fan how theyre playing with that. its just misinformation. but this one is okay.

ive been in a bit of a slump but kindle percentages and short chapters help :)

What the hell why is this romance about middle aged canadian cougar women so good?? Im having fun and nobody is allowed to judge me thanksss

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"Im not your grandmother. Im not your mother. Im not your bride. You have your own future to live think of your life. Forget me. And grow up." 207

Its like emanon is talking to the fucking author about all the men tripping over themselves ngl

She never cried that with a man. I love this duo but I feel sad hikari hasn't been around more. I like her

Ah okay I get it now this dude is a nazi. They exist in Japan dont get it twisted lol.
Literally I see nothing here, like hes psychic and in the mafia who can heal minor cuts? I mean, its cool but theyre just party tricks. Just the addition of this dude isn't that interesting and its a little late for new info. This is the last one. I just dont care.

Hmm how can I tell this is a male fantasy ya'll?

She's naked on the 3rd page. Yup.

But also im gay so its dont mind. She's fun.

Im trying to spend less time on my phone lately. Is it working?

Ive been busy lately and im tired. Im driving to Baltimore tomorrow what is my life. This book is very good I read it during dinner, I like the gang's mystery hunt and Lysi's outlaws plotting and execution. This is just fun. Also men stop harassing lesbians, it ain't gunna work.