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Killing cats doesn't make you cool like one. Just like eating people doesn't make you enlightened. It just makes you a gross disgusting monster skinhead braindead moron idiot.

yeah

Sorry I forgot my ecology class BUT BEARS ARENT PREDATORS THEY HAVE NONE WHY WOULD YOU HUNT THEM GHSKJSHFDH

THEY FUCKING KILL OUR CATS??

Like why why whyyyy do they hunt bears and mountain lions?? Predators are in short supply you know and whatever you say i do not believe that they are overpopulated anywhere besides that Cougar place.

Like why Meyer did you make everything worse?? It could've just stayed deer, you didnt have to do this.

Im cringing so much I have to stop sometimes sorry for so many updates

I like how he says food tastes like dirt. Its very my sister coded. Or maybe Tokyo Goul.

Also me coded. Eating is hard sometimes and everything you wanted now tastes disgusting. I almost feel bad for this pedophile.

"I dont know how youre brave enough to be alone with him. Hes so intimidating" -Jessica

Oh my god everyone genuinely hates this what what the fuck. Like no wonder he had to go after the new girl everyone in town thinks hes an "axe murderer" -robert pattinson

Hes much more alluring here, his creepy tone doesn't transfer to text well. In the film Robert makes him so weird. I love it.

He is Dexter, hes Joe from You, hes Hannibal Lector. Hes a creepy stalker with anger issues and dubious morals who thinks he does things out of love, yet they are creepy.

This is the equivalent of a celebrity falling for a stalker or a victim falling for a murderer. This is insanity.

I do enjoy their chemistry, they deserve each other. Bella is sarcastic, and Edward is a banterer. Its written well and is super fun

IS THIS DUDE A PEDO SAIKI K??

Ah Jacob is adorable I love him such a local sweetheart. The native "legend" does stink of racism. Its really hard to write about groups you dont belong to but like make up a fake one maybe?

why WHY WHYYYY do i like it??? yes edward is an asshole and bella is boring but this is so much funnn. im having fun, you gotta let us girls have fun. bellas a funny narrarator shes always so down and tries to stay away from everyone shes a loner tbh. then suddenly as soon as a pretty guy with similar energy tries to break down her barriers HES IN?? i feel like anyone she dated wouldve been abuse. girls got no taste

Okay okay its cool they can talk. Finally Bella genuinely talks to someone. I can kind of see why Edward is so dreamy or whatever. Its cool that he listens. Idk from the vides them together is not too bad so far. theyre both terribly boring so they seem to mesh pretty well.