Kennedy > Recent Status Updates

“I'd wake up to the smell of watered-down black coffee and chewy bagels and I knew before I even opened my eyes that I was loved”.

“It's funny how when you find someone you like as much as I liked her, the destination is suddenly wherever they are. Even if there's someplace better, you wouldn't go if they couldn't come.” 😫😫😭😭

“I lope tacos”

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“Hold on, I'm checking the sex-offender registry." She typed into her phone for a minute. "He's clear." She set her phone down and picked up her wrap. "I don't see any red flags here, other than he's got a J name. J-named men are the worst. I'm following him on Instagram from my throwaway account to keep up surveillance. You may proceed."

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it is infuriating how bad this guy is at being an undercover cop. it’s truly embarrassing