Salem > Recent Status Updates

if luke doesn’t die i’ll kill myself

what the fuck is going on rn

i’m shockingly in sebastian’s side

oh my god

nova HATESSSS to see them coming…literally

oh my god

oh my god he’s laying out clothes FUCKKKK

can luke get hit by a car

“I wish you could read NeuroGlyphs. I wish I could show you what I thought of you the first time I saw you.”

oh my god alexandra sleep with one eye open

i’m glad this bitch is gone

if this bitch falls one more time like anastasia steele i will get so irritated

i KNEWWWW it i was right

IM SO STRESSED RIGHT NOW FUCK

i know who it is

the way i’d slap the mask off his face bc why are you wasting my damn time

ITS NOT SEBASTIAN????

i’m so confused idk anymore

it’s sebastian

this dude has the survival instincts of a fucking fart

“Do you understand what will happen if you disobey me now?”

BECAUSE HE DIDNT WEAR THE WEIRD MATHS SHIRT ARE YOU KIDDING ME??

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WE’RE NOT EVEN 5% IN OH MY GOD

WOOOOOOO THANK YOU LYLA DANE

i’m not even lying this is the first book i’ve read where one of them asks the other to date i’m actually shocked

i just realised jordan called the new roommate hot COOOOOKED

i pray jordan gets a book he’s so funny

no thoughts going on in my head rn

isaac being a prick for no fucking reason

i’m gonna be sick

i’m going to fucking throw up i hate grant

LANDON TOP WE PRAYED FOR TIMES LIKE THESEEEEEE