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Salem is 22% done with 100% Match

did he just say mayonnaise jars…

— Jan 26, 2026 05:23AM Add a comment

Salem is 27% done with Pump 'N Dump

i was busy crying then opened the book to him drinking elias’ milk and just stopped crying

— Jan 25, 2026 04:30AM Add a comment

Salem is 76% done with Craving the Chase

“Shadow, please hold me. Be my shadow. Hurting him hurts me,”

EWWWWWWWWWW top 10 worst lines i’ve ever read my body recoiled in disgust

— Jan 22, 2026 06:48AM Add a comment

Salem is 76% done with Craving the Chase

i feel like that episode of brooke and jubal “chase i’ll give you 20 bucks if you slap noah across the face”

— Jan 22, 2026 06:44AM Add a comment

Salem is 47% done with Craving the Chase

noah’s so funny i can’t

— Jan 21, 2026 10:22PM Add a comment

Salem is 44% done with Craving the Chase

jesus how stealthy is this guy

— Jan 21, 2026 10:14PM Add a comment

Salem is 7% done with Craving the Chase

buddy is NOT getting that trust fund

— Jan 21, 2026 04:57AM Add a comment

Salem is 97% done with Wicked Little Darling

“But I had a feeling that even in death, we’d find each other again. Our souls were made of the same stuff, anyway.”

why can’t love like this be real i hate it here

— Jan 20, 2026 05:00PM Add a comment

Salem is 91% done with Wicked Little Darling

HAHAHAHAAAAA GET COOKED FUCKING IDIOT

— Jan 20, 2026 04:18PM Add a comment

Salem is 90% done with Wicked Little Darling

if i was in reese’s situation right now i would deadass just laugh so loud

— Jan 20, 2026 04:14PM Add a comment

Salem is 86% done with Wicked Little Darling

I’m literally going through the 5 stages of grief here

— Jan 20, 2026 10:53AM Add a comment

Salem is 86% done with Wicked Little Darling

reese please do not piss me off i’ll literally beat your ass

— Jan 20, 2026 10:31AM Add a comment

Salem is 66% done with Wicked Little Darling

i really really really hope everett dies

— Jan 20, 2026 03:18AM Add a comment

Salem is 65% done with Wicked Little Darling

buddy was left alone for 3 days so he shaves his head

— Jan 20, 2026 03:11AM Add a comment

Salem is 38% done with Wicked Little Darling

oh my god no no no no no

— Jan 18, 2026 01:33AM Add a comment

Salem is 35% done with Wicked Little Darling

holy hell it’s hot in hereee

— Jan 18, 2026 12:56AM Add a comment

Salem is 30% done with Wicked Little Darling

that’s so fucked up

— Jan 17, 2026 05:12PM Add a comment

Salem is 26% done with Wicked Little Darling

they’re both annoying me now but i love them but STOP annoying me

— Jan 17, 2026 04:51PM Add a comment

Salem is 24% done with Wicked Little Darling

what. the. fuck.

— Jan 17, 2026 03:19PM Add a comment

Salem is 16% done with Wicked Little Darling

reese needs to RELAX like jesus

— Jan 17, 2026 11:01AM Add a comment

Salem is 7% done with Wicked Little Darling

you’re telling me this dude is shirtless wearing a thong in the middle of the night…

— Jan 17, 2026 08:17AM Add a comment

Salem is 7% done with Wicked Little Darling

reese needs to get that stick out of his ass NOW

— Jan 16, 2026 03:07PM Add a comment

Salem is 86% done with A Voice In Chains

you’re telling me it took the dad MONTHS to come to terms with his sons sexuality? jesus christ

— Jan 15, 2026 06:38AM Add a comment

Salem is 50% done with A Voice In Chains

“I stay silent, letting the squeeze of my hand be my voice. Zach squeezes back.”

I could cry right now

— Jan 14, 2026 03:31PM Add a comment

Salem is 41% done with A Voice In Chains

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

— Jan 14, 2026 03:00PM Add a comment

Salem is 36% done with A Voice In Chains

“Relax for me, Ark.”

MY SOUL JUST LEFT ME BODY OH MY GOD

— Jan 14, 2026 02:39PM Add a comment

Salem is 33% done with A Voice In Chains

what. the. actual. fuck.

— Jan 14, 2026 02:24PM Add a comment

Salem is 30% done with A Voice In Chains

holy can someone hit zach with a car

— Jan 14, 2026 02:18PM Add a comment

Salem is 23% done with A Voice In Chains

excellent use of his first words

— Jan 14, 2026 01:20PM Add a comment

Salem is 4% done with A Voice In Chains

jesus why are they so rude

— Jan 14, 2026 04:23AM Add a comment

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