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i could fucking kill her rn

over half way and only bjs like they can bond in a different way please a hug or cuddle i beg

yeah i’m not laughing anymore

rykers so funny

this is so cute i can’t

i wish there was a universe where i didn’t exist at the same time as this book

if you ever need a boring book to read i recommend this one

i genuinely wonder if the writer copy and pasted the original script into a thesaurus and then published that because why are they talking like it’s 1700s England

they are TOOOO comfy sitting around with each other in public like huh

just came together and the first words he said are deadass “This was a lovely way to start the day, thank you.” you’re a psych professor not english lit RELAX fuck

this is the most unrealistic scene i’ve ever read in a book bc when tf would this ever happen

why is everyone speaking like shakespeare

is he actually removed the birthmark i’ll be so pissed

holy hot

i don’t like trouble sorry i loved him in the first book now he’s annoying me

fifty percent and mat and will haven’t done anything alone i’m actually getting fucking irritated now

IS THE AUTHOT ALLERGIC TO WRITING A COMPLETED SMUT SCENE LIKE FUCK IM BEINF EDGED MORE THAN LUKE

the second hand embarrassment this book has given me should be illegal

this is so funny i love it

sigh

i’m so bored my eyes might fall out

what the fuck am i reading

just remembered how much i hate peris!

HOW IS ELTON NOT MAD AT EVEREST ARE YOU FUCKING JOKINGGG

my heart is BEATING rhys PISSES me off

awkward as hell

using elton and pretending it’s everest and using him is so disgusting i can’t fucking get passed this

what the actual fuck no

i hate knox thank you