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Chapter 5 is all about crazy obsessive-possessive husbands going enrage on texts when they can't find their wives.

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I'm dead HAHAHA

Are you happy?

Are you happy?

Damon test drugged himself so he’d know the safest dosage to drug his future wifey. WHATTTT

I let her play with her Collectives, not picking fucking pointless flowers for them. For other men.
Where is my flowers?
Rome approaches the two men and Aster, hovering behind her. He asks, "What do you think you're doing?"
"Accepting a token." One of the men chuckles.
Fuck him.
My Aster. My flower.
"Give them to me," Rome demands.
I don't want fucking flowers.
I want 'her' flowers.

At this point, it's not feeling very 'tiktok-ish' thrill moment for me :(

AUTHOR - I don't get this chapter!!! But really, it's not just this chapter. But didn't Alexander blocked Janet's number? It's blocked in earlier chapter when she tried to bombard his phone. So, why isn't it blocked still *in the same* chapter when she calls again? 🥹

EDWARD THE CONQUEROR (★★★★)
I refused to believe the husband killed the cat over his wife's fixation of Liszt

'Cassian and I had only just started becoming something. First sex...then breakfast. Laughing. Talking. He brought me into this world -- took me to the underground race, let me in. Even if he swore to punish me until my last breath, it didn't feel like punishment anymore. Something had shifted. A crack in the ice.'

- Charlotte's got a crack in her head, that's for sure 🙄

"You foolish, weak girl."
"This is why I always hated having a daughter. Gullible. Emotional. Just like your useless mother."

- Lessons Charlotte should've learnt already 🙄 Not all men can be trusted.

Is it just me? Or do I think that her girl best friend is invested in finding her Kiss Thief? Can't Scar be happy with just Jacob?

"I don't think Mr Halifax is looking for a good student. I think he likes bad girls. So I'm going to be bad."
"I don't think he's looking for a student at all."
"Psh."
"And getting bad grades on purpose..."
"Who said anything about bad grades? I'm going to be bad. Not stupid."
-- I cracked

"Of course." I wouldn't miss it for the world. It's an excuse to be around the woman I consider my future wife.