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This is the horn dog page officer, this one right here.

Puck me, I'm in a mid-twenties life crisis.

I have a feeling this is gonna make me feel real bad about myself.

Feels good to no longer be a Tom Brady moving forward 1 yard on a QB kneel.

They show all the issues this volume has in the first few pages. Let me just say that if half this volume is actually Ghostbusters/TMNT, then we are in for an all time great multiverse crossover and will immediately be in the Jpas Hall of Fame.

About half way through, and some guy is wearing a cowabunga t-shirt. I’m getting closer to Nirvana everyday.

"It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart."

I really didn't remember Finnick spittin supa hot fire like this.

Aight here we go again

“The moment our hearts shattered? It belongs to us.” Fucking cold quote

Sorry to all my fans on the delay. Unfortunately New York has been in peril to kick off 2025 and that had to be handled first. Speaking of peril, if my Unc ever tricked me into putting on a ring that instantly sent me to Narnia I wouldn’t call him my Unc from that point forward. Also if Aslan doesn’t sound like Liam Neeson in my head while reading this, ima lose my cool.

This book reminds of a Mr. Beast video. A quick tease at the start, followed up by 30 minutes of brain eroding content. This might be the first book I don’t finish this year, but you never know, I am the GOAT for a reason.

Had to go to put the book down…Ben is a weird dude man, real weird fella.

Nah, this scene is god damn brilliant. More layers to this neon snake scene than in a Jay-Z bar. This shit better be in the movie. Dr. Gaul is an animal on the turf.