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Her brother played high school travel basketball with Allen Iverson!?!?!?? Like the 2001 NBA MVP, and coldest crossover of all time Allen Iverson??
— Feb 13, 2026 06:47AM
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This is the Jpas origin story: the 2012–2013 school year. I walked into the lunchroom, ready for my beloved Bosco sticks… but they were gone.
Devastated, I told my parents about this absolute blasphemous event. They explained it was because of a school lunch policy pushed by Michelle Obama, and now we were getting healthy meals instead. I cannot be more serious about how much this shaped my hatred for politicians.
— Feb 20, 2026 08:17AM
Devastated, I told my parents about this absolute blasphemous event. They explained it was because of a school lunch policy pushed by Michelle Obama, and now we were getting healthy meals instead. I cannot be more serious about how much this shaped my hatred for politicians.
