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why would give two characters the same name??

bruh, this one is even more instalovey than the last one 🤦🏻‍♀️

the use of ma’am is making me cringe 🥴🥴

with peace and love, the male narration so far is pretty rough, why is he talking like that?

he’s a scary asshole but also kind of sweet.. but only for her 🥹😏

why are we calling our father daddy?? 🤮

with peace and love, they don’t love each other, they don’t even know each other. he’s just infatuated with her and she likes feeling taken care of.

spunk?? 🤮🤮🤮

if reading these kinds of books has taught me anything, it’s that there is no way he would want her to do this without a pillow..

hiring teddy to narrate only for him to narrate the footnotes is criminal!! connor is doing a great job, but why’d you have to be such a tease with teddy??

“the only one that might have a better ass than him is skyla, hers stops traffic. literally, i’ve seen someone get rear ended as she crossed the street” bro 💀💀

yesss i love when authors incorporate queer relationships into the side characters lives even if the main characters are in a straight relationship!! starting off strong

he’s only gonna offer $100,000 for a week when he originally paid $50,000 for a night?? what makes him think that’s some incredible deal they can’t say no to?

this shit is wildddd

bruh, i can’t. blake is so fucking adorable and sweet.

she’s you’re best friend? you met her like 2 days ago??

lmao not the epilogue being from the dogs pov 💀

it still seems pretty new for him to be talking about spending the rest of their lives together no?? i feel like that came out of nowehere. i know he’s obsessed but god damn chill.

i’m embarrassed to admit it took until to realize hark and maya were THE hark and maya from book 2 🫠 i was excited to see if they were getting their own book only to realize i’ve already read it 🤦🏻‍♀️

uhhhh why is her pov in first person and his is in third?? wtf is going on??

YEEEESSSSSSS

“no one told you to stop” oh hellll yeah

oh i can just tell this is gonna be soooo good

did you say she was able to get her mouth around both?? at the same time?? let’s bsffr rn

bro who is john??

is it bad i feel bad for nezha? i was kind of starting to like him..

in the most respectful way possible, this is reminding me a lot of karate kid and kung fu panda..

YOOOOOO WTF IS GOING ON??

i’m very happy to know that kirt’s last words were not his own bc i know he would never!!

fairly certain cane is the secret creator everyone won’t stop talking ab, and even tho he seems kind of shitty a lot of the time, i’m really starting to like him…