Bri Johnson > Recent Status Updates

“the only one that might have a better ass than him is skyla, hers stops traffic. literally, i’ve seen someone get rear ended as she crossed the street” bro 💀💀

yesss i love when authors incorporate queer relationships into the side characters lives even if the main characters are in a straight relationship!! starting off strong

he’s only gonna offer $100,000 for a week when he originally paid $50,000 for a night?? what makes him think that’s some incredible deal they can’t say no to?

this shit is wildddd

bruh, i can’t. blake is so fucking adorable and sweet.

she’s you’re best friend? you met her like 2 days ago??

lmao not the epilogue being from the dogs pov 💀

it still seems pretty new for him to be talking about spending the rest of their lives together no?? i feel like that came out of nowehere. i know he’s obsessed but god damn chill.

i’m embarrassed to admit it took until to realize hark and maya were THE hark and maya from book 2 🫠 i was excited to see if they were getting their own book only to realize i’ve already read it 🤦🏻‍♀️

uhhhh why is her pov in first person and his is in third?? wtf is going on??

YEEEESSSSSSS

“no one told you to stop” oh hellll yeah

oh i can just tell this is gonna be soooo good

did you say she was able to get her mouth around both?? at the same time?? let’s bsffr rn

bro who is john??

is it bad i feel bad for nezha? i was kind of starting to like him..

in the most respectful way possible, this is reminding me a lot of karate kid and kung fu panda..

YOOOOOO WTF IS GOING ON??

i’m very happy to know that kirt’s last words were not his own bc i know he would never!!

fairly certain cane is the secret creator everyone won’t stop talking ab, and even tho he seems kind of shitty a lot of the time, i’m really starting to like him…

they’ve been together for 2 years and she can count the number of times they’ve had sex on ONE HAND???

ok yeah, fuck tyler

it’s not starting off too great, they might one time for like 2 minutes and now he’s basically obsessed with her and being around her is supposedly solving all his current problems?? yeah right.

I KNEW IT!!! THAT MAN PROMISED!!

bruh wtf am i reading rn??

it feels like the city of dor is supposed to be canada with how much they like to through “eh” in at the end of statements.

i love the idea of a guy daydreaming about a girl and their day together, it’s adorable

i’m not sure if it was a mistake on the narrators part, but within one conversation it switched from first person, to third person, back to first. i’m hoping it’s just a one time thing or this is gonna be hard to follow.

i understand that we use “hit it” as a term in real life.. but something ab a man in a book saying anything of the sort… especially as they are trying to get freaky… no thanks

can he pet it?? PET ITTT??? ewwwww