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Loxlight is 66% done with A Parade of Horribles (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #8)

...the best romance in this series being a stripper called Dong holding together the two halves of his gimp mantaur boyfriend like a fleshy panini press was not on my bingo card ngl

Why am I getting emotional about this 😂

— Aug 11, 2026 06:27AM Add a comment

Loxlight is 54% done with A Parade of Horribles (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #8)

Chapter 57 is the best chapter and Jeff is officially having far too much fun 😂

— Aug 10, 2026 03:39PM Add a comment

Loxlight is 50% done with A Parade of Horribles (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #8)

I think the best part of carl books is you can say things like wow cant believe they kdrama'd Finley like that and isnt Jar Jar Binks the shark annoying and did not expect the pig throuple to end like that

Which are somehow all true and yet you sound like a nut job to someone who hasnt read it 😂

— Aug 10, 2026 02:50PM Add a comment

Loxlight is 30% done with A Parade of Horribles (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #8)

Jeff Hays is having way too much fun with voices this book between the Boston unicorn, the French rodent...thing and now tiny Uzi Jesus

— Aug 09, 2026 01:03PM Add a comment

Loxlight is on page 97 of 438 of A Master of Djinn (Dead Djinn Universe, #1)

Actually reading this instead of letting it sit on my bedside table

Already off to a strong start as we have a new gal Hadia, the buddy cop duo from the previous story are here and Siti has just through her wig at maybe the prophet? 😂

— Aug 02, 2026 03:21PM Add a comment

A Master of Djinn (Dead Djinn Universe, #1)

Loxlight is 80% done with This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

I knew Lucia was gonna pull a Gideon the ninth on us!

Another spin off i need is apparently Victory and her lawyer squad

— Jul 04, 2026 04:53PM Add a comment

Loxlight is 65% done with This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

cant wait for the justicelight chekhovs gun to go off 👀 sidenote need a pony spin off, he is unhinged and I love him

— Jul 04, 2026 06:04AM Add a comment

Loxlight is 45% done with This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #7)

Why do I kinda love Orren? He's like a tired AI babysitter 😂

— Jul 03, 2026 08:57AM Add a comment

Loxlight is 80% done with Solace House

How does this still have 20% to go, what is going to happen?? this is INSANE (in a good way)

— Jun 12, 2026 12:53PM Add a comment

Loxlight is 50% done with Solace House

— Jun 10, 2026 03:27PM Add a comment

Loxlight is 80% done with The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #6)

Every book theres a new thing to cry over and this time its meatballs

— May 02, 2026 12:06PM Add a comment

Loxlight is 33% done with The Eye of the Bedlam Bride (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #6)

Obsessed with Samantha's future plans

Also Uzi Jesus. Wow 😂

— Apr 26, 2026 02:08PM Add a comment

Loxlight is on page 590 of 768 of The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)

Obsessed with how this butchers masquerade is playing out 😂 Samantha is hilarious, Donut is iconic and the Imani "i told you so" look is the cherry on top

— Mar 06, 2026 01:09PM Add a comment

Loxlight is on page 417 of 768 of The Butcher's Masquerade (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #5)

I guess we cry about goats now 😭

— Feb 27, 2026 01:10PM Add a comment

Loxlight is 10% done with The Amalfi Curse

Apparently i only read ocean books featuring grief this January lmao

— Jan 27, 2026 11:40AM Add a comment

Loxlight is on page 49 of 298 of Wild Dark Shore

— Jan 20, 2026 04:42PM Add a comment

Loxlight is 35% done with Ring Shout

The audiobook narrator for this is absolutely brilliant 👏

— Jan 15, 2026 05:05AM Add a comment

Loxlight is 60% done with The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)

YOU TRIED TO KILL *SPOILERS* YOU FUCKING BITCH - Donut, the cat the myth the legend ❤️

— Jan 09, 2026 08:22AM Add a comment

The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)

Loxlight is 80% done with Yumi and the Nightmare Painter (Hoid's Travails, #2)

I should sleep but im invested in the nightmares

— Dec 30, 2025 08:24PM Add a comment

Loxlight is 30% done with Yumi and the Nightmare Painter (Hoid's Travails, #2)

When is the part of the story where we get to hold Liyun face down on the hot plate planet till she cooks? 😂

— Dec 30, 2025 05:29PM Add a comment

Loxlight is 65% done with A Dark and Drowning Tide

It got better but im still confused 😂

— Dec 22, 2025 03:25PM Add a comment

Loxlight is 15% done with A Dark and Drowning Tide

Yikes the first few chapters of this are messy 😬 feels like we couldve summed this up neatly in 4 pages: theres 2 women, they do magic, no clue what folkorists actually do because its so disjointed but that needs to be in there, theyre joining an expedition to find a magic spring, 1 woman is royal from the kingdom in the south, the other is angry,mean and from some oppressed group?

— Dec 21, 2025 02:29PM Add a comment

Loxlight is 10% done with The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook (Dungeon Crawler Carl, #3)

When i grow up i wanna be Elle McGibbons ❤️

— Dec 20, 2025 10:16AM Add a comment

Loxlight is on page 43 of 179 of What Stalks the Deep (Sworn Soldier, #3)

Ingold is an excellent cast addition

— Dec 14, 2025 01:01PM Add a comment