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Yeah.. I’m not sure if I’m into that kind of a dynamic

Oh geeez.. WHY IS HE SO LITERAL 😂😂😂

“Makes sense.” I accept the towel. But Ethan continues to stand there, completely nude, watching me. “Please turn around.”
His jaw works like he might argue. But thankfully he just huffs. “Stay there.” Then he walks out the door.
Completely nude.”
Yeah… Ethan has some very “interesting” tendencies

“And down.
And…
I sit all the way up.
Is that a piercing?”
OH SHIT.. yeah girl, you got a jackpot 😂

Ah cute… Uncle Jack made sure she marries Ethan 😂

“She just didn’t want to hold my hand anymore.”
Yes, Ethan, you fucked up.. AGAIN

OH MY GOD.. HE OWNS A GYM, HE CAN FLY CUZ HE HAS A TINY PLANE… where is all that money from?

“I slide Alice into place but pause as my fingers touch the next one in line.
I look over at Deerdra, and the new purple bows tied around her antlers, and decide to skip over Bambi.”
Probably a good idea 😂

Oh my god, not a good boy thing.. ugh..

Oh thank god she gave him a gf

“When I try to step around him, he hooks his arm back around my side. “Tilda, this is Fisher. Fisher, this woman is none of your business.”
Ahahahahahahha… Can you for the love of all what’s holy give Fisher a gf finally.. he’s so nice but damn, unlucky in love

Fucking hell, Ethan.. how do you manage to fuck up from the very start!?

The only 2 thoughts I have all the time are:
1. Wash you damn hands!
2. How fucking large are all those beds?

“Note to self: never play UNO with a psychopath”
It’s a bit unsettling how you know right away that he is talking about Blaze 🫣😂

Oh my god, there is a child

“When he giggles again, I slap him this time. “This is abuse.”
TOTALLY 😂

“You’re exactly who he needs to hear this from. I talked to Jason while you were gone. First of all, I’m fucking pissed that little shit got to kiss him first, but hell yeah, Jay. Anyway, go do your thing, Papi. Make sure you suck his dick real good.”
Leave it to Tyler to have the best words of encouragement 😂🫣

“I pat his bicep - his very nice bicep”
😏

“On your right, Tyler,” Nolan says in my ear, and I swing around without question, pulling the trigger.
“Thank you, my adorable little computer nerd.”
“Fuck off,” Nolan laughs”
I mean.. Tyler is not wrong.. Nolan is an adorable little computer nerd 🥹

Tyler and the tanks… of course

OH MY FUCKING GOD IVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS 😭😭😭😭

“Hadley insisting Die Hard is the best Christmas movie ever”
I second that!!!

“Cherry Creek Vineyards looks like Christmas threw up”
He’s my spirit animal

Single dad with a cute baby 😭

Yeah.. those chats are insane.. Poor Elodie 😂

“Ignore your father, Lexie. No man was ever going to be good enough for his baby girl, and you just showed up with another man’s name on your back. Dad might need some therapy after today.”
Aaaw poor Cooper.. I’m pretty sure we can pull up all the shit he did before so he wouldn’t give shit to Lucky 😅

“Lexie is Callen’s niece—because everyone in this entire fucking town is related somehow. It’s amazing we’re not all inbred”
EXACTLY… a little incestuous..

Oh my god, his name is Brice.. yeah no.. goodbye

Best thing about these books is the chats..

I’m at the point with Bella’s books from KH where I see a new book and I sigh.. I get it, OGs have a lot of kids but damn… those books are already so same even in some dialogues.. And smut, I just skip smut cuz I’ve read it before already