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Yeah.. I’m not sure if I’m into that kind of a dynamic

Oh geeez.. WHY IS HE SO LITERAL 😂😂😂

“Makes sense.” I accept the towel. But Ethan continues to stand there, completely nude, watching me. “Please turn around.”
His jaw works like he might argue. But thankfully he just huffs. “Stay there.” Then he walks out the door.
Completely nude.”
Yeah… Ethan has some very “interesting” tendencies

“And down.
And…
I sit all the way up.
Is that a piercing?”
OH SHIT.. yeah girl, you got a jackpot 😂

Ah cute… Uncle Jack made sure she marries Ethan 😂

“She just didn’t want to hold my hand anymore.”
Yes, Ethan, you fucked up.. AGAIN

OH MY GOD.. HE OWNS A GYM, HE CAN FLY CUZ HE HAS A TINY PLANE… where is all that money from?

“I slide Alice into place but pause as my fingers touch the next one in line.
I look over at Deerdra, and the new purple bows tied around her antlers, and decide to skip over Bambi.”
Probably a good idea 😂

Oh thank god she gave him a gf

“When I try to step around him, he hooks his arm back around my side. “Tilda, this is Fisher. Fisher, this woman is none of your business.”
Ahahahahahahha… Can you for the love of all what’s holy give Fisher a gf finally.. he’s so nice but damn, unlucky in love