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Aerea Targaryen the princess that fucked right off with her dragon

Hopefully..

"Words are wind but wind can fan a fire"
- Jaehaerys "Bar Dropper" Targaryen

Holy casual threat

THATS SOME CRAZY FUCKING DRAMA

I search the name aerea in google and get instantly fucking spoiled. Even in a history book I get spoiled by google!

Quenne alysanne... yo heart too pure... yo intentions too kind ... you wanna marry yo brother... they'll fuxkinf KILL you

Jaehaerys Targaryen, the only king who locked in...so FAR! Come on fAegon do yo shit in winds (He is so gonna die)

wait no it was tywin that melted ice down... #FLAYTYWINLANNISTERSROTTINGCORPSE

nooo Ice... #FLAYJOFFREYBARATHEONSRESURRECTEDCORPSE

TWO FORMER LORDS IN THE NIGHTS WATCH DID WHAT AFTER BEING ASSIGNED TO DO WHAT?!

Wtf does opprobrium mean

Love this recurring thing where utter SHIT kings can be remembered by the smallfolk as Okay because of what the lords under them do and vice versa

"Oblivious to their mood, his lordship attempted to seize his sister...Three of them were shoved off the docks into the water, while Lord Franklyn himself was thrown into a ship's hold full of fresh-caught cod"

Aura... loss ... Historical aura loss.... Imagine having a moment so humiliating a historian hundreds of years into the future was able to document the moment in detail because of how well known it is...

No fucking way... Franklyn will always come back to defend his home...

Bar set so low in Westeros her reasoning for choosing a spouse was "He was kind to me"

Wow that google autocomplete spoiler was Not joking like the odyssey does just kinda end outta nowhere ❤️‍🩹

"Lying Odysseus replied, 'I will
tell you the truth completely.'"

Odysseus you fucked em all up u dont gotta test your own father and shit 😭

"*Odysseus' father is grieving*... Odysseus thought it best to start by testing with teasing and abuse"

Bro

Odysseus, what a forward young man you are!

Holy shit they fucking vargo hoated melanthius

Dirty pig-man!

First time I'm seeing 12 syllables in one line!

aura loss infront of yo own king daddy come on telemachy

Emily wilson translating penelopes made up word for "Bad Troy" as Evilium (Troy=Ilium) is awesome

ODYSSEUS BRO U DONT GOTTA DEATH THREAT YO WET NURSE

Odysseus, the lord of ragebaiting
the suitors who themselves were ragebaiting

Please dont destroy this poor homeless guy Odysseus

The fuck... poor dawg ...