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wheeewwwww holy hell. literally. the demon club ???? sheeesh.

“my beautiful killer. sick little fuck.”

“all the best parties end in murder”

okay, zane, sure! right!

everly is kinda goated bruh !

ayo😭😭😭😭😭 hg got fucked in the ass by a demon LMAOOOO ts is so unhinged bruh.

“so easy to toss around,”

ZANE 😝 WELL YESSS!!!!!!

“you’d better just forget i was here.”
he nodded quickly, shoving my things into a plastic bag. “oh yeah, yeah. no problem.”

LOL

‘well. they shouldn’t have touched you if they’d wanted to live, should they?’

AAAHHHHHFGFGVVH period.

well i just bawled my FUCKING EYEBALLS OUT. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK BRO. ONYX MNOOOODODOODIESJK

“ahhh, gods. he’s going to be insufferable after this”

not the whole clan of satyrs bowing before carrion LMAO😭😭

‘tal let out a long, shaky breath, considering the sword. “tarsarinn,” he said. “it means…redemption.”’

WAITTTT PURRRR what a beautiful moment.

“let us check that body, and we’ll be out of your hair. i mean fur. i mean—“
“carrion stop talking.”

LMAOOOO

k so my prediction about everyone going to ammontraieth was wrong and holy fuck they should’ve just all gone there cus wtf is this.

where the FUCK is fisher, i’m scared.

‘hell was coming.
hell was here.’

WHAT DO YOU MEAAAANNNNNN

oookeeeyyy?? i mean, i guess taladaius?? go off i guess ????? bro wanted to commit suicide apparently??? alright then…..

OHHH MY. GODS. SAERIS IS FUCKING EATTIINNGGGGG!!!!!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!

“be still,” she commanded before the outraged lord could buck her off.
zovena screeched. “get off me, you stupid f—“
“be quiet.”

BBIIIICTCCTYCHCHCHHCHCH ATE DOWN ATE DOWN ATE THE FUCK DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

literally doesn’t take much at all to get my imagination going. PICTURING THIS (quite simple) action from kingfisher i can see it so clearly and he looks HAWT DOING IT:

‘i relaxed back into my seat,’

like why is picturing him on a throne (or some type of fancy chair next to saeris on the dais) just leaning back and relaxing…OOF. SMASH! (i am a simple woman with an active imagination).

alright, prediction time. they’ve found that brimstone kills the rot/infected feeders. i think saeris will be able to learn to work with/be able to control the brimstone and she will ultimately be the key to stopping the rot (i hope). and AGAIN, archer BETTER NOT FUCKING DIE.

bro IF ARCHER FUCKING DIES I AM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE BRO IM NOT PLAYING.

i stg. carrion fucking swift had BETTER step up to the throne and rule yvelia OR. ELSE.

“if he didn’t want anyone admiring his bare ass, then he would have thrown on a robe before he came to the door, saeris.”

CARRION PLZZZZ JDJDJNDJD

wait… i kinda like foley 🥺

OMG PLEEAASSEEEEEUHHH

“all right, little one. i have to go now. don’t be causing any trouble while you wait for your mistress, okay?”

FISHER LOOOVESSS ONYX IM CRY

‘he was naked and spattered with blood…and his cock jutted outrageously hard from between his thighs.’

BOYYYY TAL WYD LMFAOAOOAOAO

saeris’ inner dialogue is killing me. it’s gotten better but like wtf. in quicksilver she wasn’t like this.

‘fisher had hesitantly agreed to wait and see how things turned out, aaaand yeah.’

like tf is that bruh😭😭😭 whatever, we push on. the storyline/plot is still good but damn why tf callie write like this ?

kingfisher and carrion being friends is something i’ve BEEN WAITING FOR.

“shut up carrion,” fisher said. “you’re coming with us.”

‘placing both hands around solace’s hilt, i imagined the sword becoming two. when i drew my hands apart, i knew that the god sword would be reformed, brand new, brilliant and shining. and so it was.’

LFG SAERIS !!!!!!!!!! ALCHEMIST QUEEN !!!!!!

“that, my boy, is a dangerous amount of quicksilver.”

RAHHHH ELROY THE GOAT FR🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

“i could fuck you and feast on you until the ages turned and the suns all died and burned out in the skies, and i still wouldn’t have had enough of you.”

FAAHHHHHH