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the girls are fightinggggggggggggggg

2025 is my big brain year lets go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

needed something weird and crazy after finishing jane eyre and horny killer alien is doing that for SURE!!!! “a body he’ll want to splatter with buckets of cum” ?????? that’s crazy.

jane is the kind of girl who i would love to smoke a drunk cig with

i cannot BELIEVE this rollercoaster of emotions fuck ass mr rochester put jane through like????? oh my god????? then to just cry like a freaking baby when she’s like yeah dude i’m leaving????!!!!!!! duh she’s leaving!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mr rochester = bottom

this book is DENSE holy shit…can’t stop thinking how different jane’s life could have been if she had an iphone

okayyyyyyyyyyyyyy jane is a little fruity ill say it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hate mr rochester and i miss helen :(

mr brocklehurst is a thumb sucking virgin like in what part of the bible does it obligate u to have beef with a ten year old oh my GOD

2025 lets fucking gooooooooooooooo

feel like this book could be 100 pages shorter but i’m not giving up

i dont know i dont know i dont know i dont know i dont KNOW

this girl is stressing me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but also i am fully involved love women being gay and breaking HIPAA