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This is gut wrenching. Humans are awful!!

"The obsessive boyfriend on TV is always this dark-haired, jacked, macho man who knows exactly what to do, and their lover always views them as the hero. Instead, I’m about to throw up."

Micah is so babygirl 💞

Frankly, if I’d asked that, she would have been right to be upset. It was a stupid fucking question. Why would a survivor ever feel safe coming forward in a world designed to protect predators?

“Way to go, Theo.” I smirked to myself. “Just bagged yourself a psycho.”

Oh this book is taking me out! I'm a freaking puddle for Theodora, but Cassandra?! Holy sht she is so hot. They both are! Omg nobody talk to me unless you want to talk about this book. I'm about to be insufferable.

“I wish,” he said, taking her hands and kissing his tears on her fingers, “that you would be as careful with your heart as you are with mine. So kind you are with me. Why not with yourself?”

She giggled. His heart skipped. What else could he do to encourage her to make that sound again?

Airik may be my favorite grumpy mmc. He doesn't even realize how grumpy he is.

Omg I am not a violent person but chapter 23 is so freakin satisfying! Finally!!

I just can't waste another hour resenting Ophelia, when I could be loving her instead.
Oh Alex, the man you are 🫠

I just can't waste another hour resenting Ophelia, when I could be moving her instead.
Oh Alex, the man you are. 🫠

Tierney is an idiot! WTAF is she doing?!

Oh I love them. Giggling and kicking my feet love them.

"Been cutting carbs, gotta maintain that 8% body fat."
"Only a certified masochist would do that. Quitting pasta and bread would make me stabby."

Cool cool, just what I needed. A little rage mixed with my weekend coffee.

“I don’t like you weak. I like you fiery. That’s why I’ll always let you know there’s an escape route—so that you can keep your pride.”

Omg. I love this man. I can't even deal with this scene right now.

“Her eyes?” Henry scoffs. “I’ve shown you all of this, and you’re talking about her eyes.”

“Say my wife is beautiful, Shane,” Henry snaps. 🤣🫣

Omg. I love this man. I can't even deal with this scene right now.

Um, this is adorable. 🥰

"Sounds nice, being able to do what you want all the time. Sadly, that’s not how life works.”
“You make life work for you, babe.” 🫰🫰

Perhaps what she'd truly needed all these days was a taste of shattered male ego. It was so delicious, after all.

I don't want to push you.
Why do you even care about pushing me?
Because I don't want to freak you out. Because I don't want to do more than your slow as fu k brain can catch up with. Because I don't want you to run. 🫠🫠

Then I was moving, like my body overruled my brain. And I walked to him without stopping, without thinking, and I collected him in a crushing hug. He was really here. My God, he was here and I knew in my heart that it was right.
My freakin ❤️. Oh this book is painful but so good.

"Boys are fond of treating hearts like toys. Particularly the boys of Lords. I told you this." Tell her Aunt Francis. Shit remind me too.

“Oh, little rebel.” He heaves a deep sigh and then slides his hand around my throat. “With me, there are no lines that can’t be crossed.” Leaning down, he kisses me possessively and then smirks against my lips. “I thought I already told you. If you want to be villains, let’s go be fucking villains.”

“If it’s a choice between you and the world, I choose you every single time.” 🥺

“I want you to say please. I want you to admit that you cannot do this without me.”
Orion is making me feral! I love how he toys w/ Isera.

“I’m not going anywhere. You have time. You’re not an inconvenience. And I’m not waiting for you to ‘get better.’ Whatever the hell that means. You’re perfect just the way you are.” 🫠😮‍💨💀💘❤️‍🔥

We love a villain origin story 😈
"Maybe, all this time, I was playing for the wrong team. Maybe it’s not the heroes who save the world at all. Maybe it’s the villains."

Leeeeela. I'm an excellent marksman and a terrible enemy. Go to sleep sweetheart. Nothing can hurt you now that I've laid claim on ya. 🫠🫠🫠

Wtf! Cressida is evil!