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I can’t take him seriously.

What the fuck

Solid plan.

Just bust out laughing at “chuckle-sigh hybrid”

I was not expecting that omg.

I’m not going to picture him wearing a silver tie.

Cocknotized is SILLY.

Oh please.

Wtf

“She tipped her head back and released a feminine roar.” LMFAOOOOOO

This is so stupid 😂😂

“The moments when I caught her looking at me were as priceless as childhood memories.”

What the fuck 😭

Her crying is everything to me idk how to explain it.

Lfg.

I’m also deeply obsessed with this part of the book where they go to his house.

This part lives in my head 24/7. It’s what I think of when I think of this book.

Personally I would not let her speak to me like that but that’s just me. 🤷‍♀️

I forgot how insufferable his whole family is.

I hate when they go back and forth with the names it’s so stupid 😭

I can tell where this is going and I’m actually so calm.

No because that was genuinely the worst thing in the entire world what the fuck did I just read I’m aggravated

I'm gonna look over this.

Hate to say it but Val seems like a fucking loser. Ugh I do not want to hate this book.

Alright.

I’m going to need Vi Keeland to not fuck this up.

I really feel for Millicent :(

And there we go.

I don’t understand why he thought that he “planned so damned carefully”, because Millicent very explicitly told him that if something happened to her, it would fuck things up for him.

How cliche 🥱

“He moved out of the shower, allowing himself one last survey of his private mermaid.”

Hey so this sentence is fucking insane.