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“Little frightened girl,” taunted Thorir. “Fight like a man.”

“Perhaps I wish to fight like a girl.”

“I will give you drug for sleeping to sneak you out of castle. Give you nice room on boat. Many soft furs and books for reading.”

Ah Rurik…what a guy!

“That was impressive.”

“Too much?” Silla asked, glancing down the mead hall. “Was I too unkind?”

“Unkind?” choked out Vig. “Your unkind has all the fierceness of Helga the goat.”

*Reread*

Kicking my feet in anticipation of Rey’s moment in the spotlight.

“I won’t lie to you,” Silla lied.

😂

I love a good Viking Romantasy.

THIS ENDING IS DIABOLICAL

This is already a no from me. Poorly edited. Major holes in plot progression…for a book that’s about a month away from release, this should be in better shape. I get that not everyone can afford an editor, but when the BUSINESS OWNERS of the publishing agency are the AUTHORS OF THE BOOK…you get no empathy for me. If you’re gonna run a publishing biz, get a fucking editor or don’t run a publishing a biz.

I’m only 30% into this but I can confidently tell you to add this to your TBR *immediately*

“I was fourteen when Viktor pulled me from the cages of girls in his basement, and named me.”

…girl, WHAT??

I can’t tell you why there’s a random castle ghost character lurking in a story about goddess-made vampires, but…it works.

I’m so confused right now. I feel like I’m being gaslit.

Can we all sign a petition to veto authors using “little dove” or “dove” as a term of endearment in their writing? It’s SO awkward and kills the vibe.

LITERALLY WHO ASKED FOR DIRECT MESSAGING TO GO AWAY???? That’s SO stupid.

I would read the instructions on the back of a pizza box at this point if Melissa Roehrich wrote them.

I almost don’t want to finish this because I don’t want to be an empty husk when it’s done.

I don’t think I’ve blinked in 514 pages.

Oh no, not Archer 😭

Oh, ok, so Saeris is a badass. Got it.

You know for an author that had never written romantasy before this series, she sure crushed these epic fight scenes with insane power ups.

Something tells me the massive ominous mountain giving Saelis the creeps isn’t a mountain at all. I’m calling it now….

DRAGONS

OMG THE FOX!! I forgot about Onyx 😫

Oooo…dual POV in book 2??? LOVE

This last third of this book is what made me rate this so high after my first read. Literal hot chaos. What a romantic dumpster fire of a situation. Also these vamps are giving undead, GOT energy.

Wow I really forgot how much of a broody asshole Kingfisher is in the beginning of this…

How effing SAD.

LINDSAY YOU HEARTLESS WOMAN!!! What do you mean he’s DEAD. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.

Screaming crying throwing up.

At no point in this book do I know where we’re going. Just chaos from scene to scene and I’m not mad about it.

What in the ouroboros, human centipede is going on right now!?!

The relationship dynamics in this are so messyyyyyy

There is a fountain of jizz in this book. I literal FOUNTAIN….OF JIZZ.

Also the amount of times clitoris (the entire word, not abbreviated) has been used in the first 40 pages has been a jarring experience.

Tem has become absolutely insufferable. I’m still having a great time. But godddd this FMC suuuuuuuucksssssss