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***A glimpse of our MMC, Evander***

“Make me bleed, you vicious girl.”

“That’s it.” His head tips back. “Let me feel it. Let me choke on your rage.”

“Show me,” he murmurs against my mouth. “Show me how much you hate me. Let me taste it.”

😮‍💨😅

Through fistfuls of popcorn in one hand, and wine glass full of Olipop in the other, I am eating this UP.

I’ve been deprived of witty dialogue and deadpan protagonist for TOO LONG.

Why is the MMC from book 1 missing with NO explanation? Who told this author that was a good idea?

This book is already pissing me off.

Ok I didn’t expect this book to rip my cold black heart out, damn. Serena is a really well written FMC Im actually impressed.

I might have to eat my words about Ali’s writing. So far…this is definitely a good time…

Lord have mercyyyy the sentence sprawl in this book is gonna kill the story for me.

Woods must really be trying for an award for how many misplaced/ dangling modifiers she can cram into one manuscript. I hate it when authors try to do too much in one sentence. There’s only so many actions, subjects, ideas you can put into one sentence ffs…my brain hurts!

Well shit. The Primal of Blood and Bone AND Alchemised got here on THE SAME DAY!? I’m so torn 😭

Also for anyone else who ordered a physical copy of Alchemised. Be prepared. She’s HEAVY. Literally.

This MMC is a real piece of work. Not in a fun, untamed beasty kinda way…more like a brat with a petulance problem. It’s not sexy, but definitely deranged enough to be interesting…for now…

“I’m hired for one thing. I don’t need a reason for anybody to consider me a liability and make me the next body someone else has to clean up. Get in, get high on ammonia, load up, move out. Quick and dirty.”

Excuse me…ammonia?! Girl WHAT? 😭☠️

“I take it the hot date was about as sad as Mrs. Herschel’s funeral?”

“Eh…I’ve had worse. He split the check, at least.”

“Seriously?”

“Split on it, actually. Went to the bathroom. Never came back to the table. Left me with a ninety-dollar tab.”

“You need to get off the dating apps.”

…DON’T WE ALL

This girl has a COFFIN in her apartment…because she LIKES it.

I forgot how WEIRD Gabriel is in this series compared to ZA. Literally not even the same man 😂

I’m on the edge of my SEAT. Terrified while reading is a whole new feeling. I’ll have to cover one eye to give the illusion I can protect myself from what’s coming.

I just got yeeted into this story and I have no idea what’s going on. The author said F context, figure it out yourself. 😂

I’m trying SO HARD not to DNF 😭 the writing is like being in a wagon on square wheels. We’re still moving, but…

I’m getting an itch to reread Zodiac Academy during my time of unemployment.

Syrena you dirty, manipulative, fishy little homewrecker. Go sing in traffic, barnacle Barbie.

You’re joking. YOU’RE JOKING. No way. Say “psyche” right now.

“I love you. Remember that. We both loved you up until the very end, and whatever is left of us will love you long beyond that.”

… 😫 😫 😫 throwing up!!!!!

“Desperation and dignity never hold hands.”

Seems fitting because I got fired from my job today. Dignity left the room an hour before HR did. Desperation stayed behind and lit a cigarette.

CHEERS TO UNEMPLOYMENT!! 🥂

“If you can’t find love, start looking for a fight.”

…solid advice.

Wait….wait….

A THOUSAND pages!?!?

This book is 1,026 pages.

“A fly crawls into her vacant eye socket….”

Excellent opening line. I’m disgusted and intrigued already!

This book has me in a chokehold…my god. I need a fan…water!! Something!!! SO hot 🥵…this is the only series where I can confidently say FIVE books of character growth and relationship build up was exceptionally well received. They love Isobel sm 😭

The Stone Dahlia is giving me Epstein & Diddy vibes. YUCK.

I bought a physical copy of this book and there’s CHARACTER ART…too bad GR doesn’t let you take pics to update your reading status 😫

Well I’ve already cried twice.

This is the first time I’ve laughed in 2 months. These family dynamics are WILD.

The horde would never accept her unless I made her my queen.

My Morakkari.

And that was what I intended to do. Because of that decision, I would never let her go, no matter how much she wished it.

…Ahh, we love a possessive, determined king. 🙂‍↕️

Ooo sneaky fated mates trope that I wasn’t expecting. What a treat!