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ALTERNATE THEORY noelle was wearing a rain coat when she found ellie on the street, on a sunny day. Floyd said that, who I presumed to be Ellie, ran away from him. Quite possibly, Noelle was going to run away that day and brought Ellie as a perfect replacement so she could escape easier.

OK NEW THEORY so yeah i was pretty fucking close with the last post but not quite. new theory is that noelle was dating floyd (since she’s not sjs mom) and couldn’t get pregnant so she brought in ellie as some messed up consolation prize or something. or to trap him. still fucked up but becoming more understandable in a way

THEORIES AHEAD Perhaps I’m being misdirected, but it seems fairly obvious that Ellie is Poppy’s mom, that Floyd is the dad. What’s less obvious is how he got her. My leading two theories is that (a) Noelle is SJ’s mom and Floyd’s ex, or (b) that she gave Ellie to him in exchange for money given she always talked about how poor she was.

this is lowkey boring

i’m scared

eek not high hopes for this… reviews don’t seem all that positive but we’ll see

not the 1850s joi

this is not the same man as book 3

bro this guy is a fucking loser. he’s actually so unlikable

this guy fucking sucks. i hate him

what a fucking dick

yesssir another ylva publishing book! Yet to read a disappointing book from them so i have high expectations, they know how to find writers!

the dirty talk in this book is INSANEEEEEEE. I have so many highlights it’s unreal

oh my god the callbacks in this book are INSANE. every little bit, there’s something from the beginning of the book and i’m just so impressed

LMAO

this is either gonna be super hot or SUPER EXTREMELY uncomfortable; remains to be seen

LOL i love when books do that

gonna have to pause this for a bit, i just don’t have the focus

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO SWEET

OH NOOOO ITS ALL GOING TO SHIT

mommy i’m scared

so relived… still scared bc i have a feeling where this is going and i don’t like it, but for now im enjoying the calm… also im not sure i would describe that as a punishment either……. lucky girl 😏

GIRL ARE U STUPIDDDD

still can’t tell if the skeletons are from shay or keenan. i’ll be shocked if it’s neither

OH NOOOOO

mommy i’m scared

omg she is so funny

eek i’m scared. i keep debating if i feel like subjecting myself to this but i figure if i can’t stop thinking about it, then that means i better do it anyway