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Abba… I know you know something, I just can’t prove it yet. (Insert picture of Detective Doaks staring suspiciously)
Matter of fact, add the 3 friends to that list as well

Omg wait.. are they all black girls!? Teaaa🤏🏼🤏🏼🤏🏼

Funny how she calls her parents by their real names??? Weird

So we’re just getting straight to the point huh? (🍆💦🧛)iykyn

I was so close to getting my happy ending with no drama. But alas, Donny Rai the Asshole Guy just HAD to ruin it 😑 this better not result in an unnecessary third act break up bro istg

Donny you snake! I knew it was fishy when he stayed in Langston’s office and CLOSED THE DOOR!! Eww ✋🏼

Wowza

Girl, surely hockey hasn’t offended you to that extent 👀

Of course he has two 🍆🍆

Me patiently waiting for the kinky sea creature sexy-time I was promised: 🧍🏽‍♀️

You know what Mira? You’re not crazy, this droid and fish-man making all the decisions on my behalf would drive me up a wall too. Not to mention being hundreds of feet under water with almost no protection..? Hell. No.

It’s the fact that Arges calls her toes fins and her legs tails for me 😭💀

The foreword: “Please suspend your disbelief for this monster fucker book.
It’s a book about fucking mermen. Let’s not get into a scientific conversation about whether the bends would happen or if she could die doing half the stuff she does.”

Honestly I’m sat.

Aww🥹

The magic system here is so interesting to me. As well as how Ilsevel’s magic works- it sounds strange to have the power of song but LOVE the way it’s depicted

Shanaera when I catch you! It’s on sight 🫵🏼

Omg hi Diira 🥹🦄

Somebody tell Ilsevel to sit her ass down, because tell me why she keeps running off to follow songs in a world that is extremely dangerous. Especially for a human

Taar dont let them brainwash you!!! Just go get your girl please.
And to think all of this happened because of a damn horse 😑💀

“But I can’t hate him—and I won’t love him.
So I must feel nothing. If I don’t, I’ll fall to pieces.”

Intense.

The tension, the yearning, the will-they won’t-they
Please put me out of my misery and let my pookies love each other omggg

Omg why is she only telling him half the story!? 😭 girl I do not have time for this okay? Just get to the part where the full truth comes out and y’all are in love

Aww I’m pretty sure the licorneir Taar and Ilsevel just passed are ones who’ve lost their riders and are now HeartTorn. But then is that one that stopped for Ilsevel gonna be hers? Is that even possible

Okay so Taar and Ilsevel are married ( low-key forgot about that) and dead people are alive. Cool

Wait so they’re not gonna have the “I love you for real” conversation BEFORE the wedding? 👀 bold choice

If Avery could stop calling her g spot a button that would be great

They’re going to prom together 🥹

Omg this whole situation is hilarious

Omg why are we so hyper fixated on the power situation?

The blood oath isn’t as bad as I thighs it would be, so yay
On the flip side, I really wish we’d get to the part where Crypt is okay again😩