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Oh my god can we please just call people by the name they prefer??? Seriously??

"Oh but it's such a fun loving house"

Nah, this is low key bullying 🙄

I'm not entirely unconvinced that the Aphrodites are really the Dionysi, honestly

Another work-related read 🙈

So far I'm quite confused by the mythology used and, more importantly, the mythology being ignored/being left unaddressed

I just cackled at that subtle 'this is to pay you all back for our childhood' jab in the dedication 🤣

IT'S A KEY 😱

Goosebumpssss

Trying to figure out if he's going to either sell it/share it or just read it

Oh okay that's how her life changed that day 😮‍💨

I'm really hoping this stays consensual because it feels like it's going to be rape

Listening to this one on audio is quite confusing at times, a lot of names I can't remember that well and directions and such 🫡

Especially with all the long-ass prophecies everywhere and having to remember what they said and all that

The twisty mage language also doesn't help 🫠

So, what's her blood gonna attract now?

What would happen if you took a hand mirror into the mirror?

WAIT WAIT WAIT

She can still hear it outside the mirror now 👀

Is she pregnant 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

*googles a simple question *

*Spoils the entire plot *

Well okay then 🙃

Oh, surprise surprise, it was a bad idea to sleep outside the safety of the palace like a goddamn idiot 🙃

I thought it had to be a blood heir 👀

Why did girly go out of the town like there isn't a terrible danger out there 🫡

Lemme guess, she just bound herself to the temple unwittingly

WAIT, SHE WAS JUST A FUCKING CONQUEST TO HIM?! JESUS DIARMUID, YOU JERK

Well, that escalated quickly 🤣

I'm sorry, how old was this girl when Diarmuid started sending her lewd letters? 🤣

Also I am very glad Wikipedia has a plot summary with character names because the audio narration left me guessing lol

Eeeehh it's finally happening 🤩🤩

Oh we just had to go and deliver the last emotional punch in the gut, huh

On the most exciting scene and the Audiobook recording is apparently corrupted here so it keeps repeating lines 🫠

DON'T SAY YOU WON

THERE'S STILL A WHOLE QUARTER OF THE BOOK TO GO

WHY'D YOU HAVE TO JINX YOURSELF LIKE THAT

Sounds more like the moral should be 'if your husband is evasive about letting you enter a certain room, you run as fast and far as you can'

OH, CALLED IT

He's either gon' die or wind up at James' place somehow I think

Nah cuz it's the most American thing to take credit lines on everything 🙄