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Anything you can do, they can do better 🎶

Not-so-instant regret 🤣

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE BRYCE, WHY WOULD YOU LURE THE THING

Sounds like a description of Nesta lol

So I actually just finished the book, but since I made my last couple dozen notes in my audiobook app I have to go back and grab all the right page numbers still 🤣🫡

Athalar'a your fucking problem now lmaooo

Nicely put, Ruhn 🤣

The humans kind of have a point though

I mean Hunt just destroyed what, weeks worth of tech and ammo in five seconds?

And the humans have... Bullets

Bryce blinds everyone and the humans have... Still just bullets

They exist at the whims of the Vanir :|

Why are we all so obsessed with Bryce's nails, what nailart is girly wearing? Sparkly diamonds or something??

Here's an idea, maybe have this VERY SENSITIVE CONVERSATION mentally???

Who says I don't enjoy licking myself?

As a cat parent, can confirm, the boys, ahem, enjoy~ licking themselves from time to time 🫡

Cheesy as Hell but I'm here for it (and yes, my Hell has two L's 🤣)

eehehehehhehehehehhehehehheh
Yesssssss Hunt... Yeeeeeeees... 😈

YES MY QUEEN YEEEEESSSSSSSS

HA! I KNEW IT!

Also I'm impressed at how little I managed to have spoiled for me so far, comsidering how much I prowl around the ACOTAR & CC subs on Reddit lol

Idk why but the vacuum has me howling 🤣

Lmao I decided to pause my reading here a moment and when I turned on my music the first song was Safe and Sound and by the gods, I fucking hope she is, but I doubt it with a hundred more pages to go🤣

Yesssss bitch!!

Brb sobbing my heart out

Damnit, but I kinda liked him 🫡

WHAT THE PLOT TWIST?!

Ah, good, we are also thinking about this being too easy, good

Really thought it was just going to be 'because you two are main characters you are uber strong 😀'

That's a bit suspicious, Micah 🫡

Uhm... It was that easy for the two of them to defeat that thing? Even when they were surpruse-attacked? ...okay...

This is such a weird way to flirt but I am here for it 🤣

Bryce excited: toes curl

Humt excited: His blood thrummed, his body tensing as surely as if she'd gripped his cock

Bro are you okay 😭🤣

TOES ARE CURLING

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

(No but for real it's such a wacky descriptor of 'ooh I like this' 🤣)

Secret power?

THAT WAS MICAH?!?! WHAT

I'm howling 🤣🤣🤣

Partners in crime for sure

And once again I try to update my progress and accidentally tap the stars instead -_-

Anyway:

Ooooooh, we've got shared amusement 👀👀👀