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Wow is there a whole use-caste for people with a breeding kink?

I don't think love should hurt like that, but who am I to decide 😐

Yay, eugenics... 🫠

Kind of wish we got more of this story but this might be better haha

Hell no

Nope

Sorry I was there for the first 70? 80? % of this

But the end just...

Nah

Btw blood dries brown, not red 😅

"You're my boyfriend. I can say whatever the fuck I want to you."

That's a bit of a wild take

Some usage of clichéd language can be nice

This is a bit overused tho and kinda mutes the meaning 🥲

The whole 'neither did he tell his lungs to breathe or his heart to beat' thing

In this digital age it's a little ridiculous how much weight is put on his phone number having changed

Then again you can brick a Macbook by forgetting your apple ID, as my old job found out several times after people left 🤣

Noooo damnit
I mean I get it from a safety standpoint
But aaaaah

Please let them set the record straight :|

In his defense

That seemed like defense

Maybe excessive force

But eh 🤷🏼‍♂️

I won't tell

The way my eyes went into twinkle mode when he said 'love' 🤣🥹

O.O

That sure did escalate

Now just take a page from the Odyssey and don't use your real name

Fuck.

Ah. There cometh some shit unto the fan now, I believe 🤦🏼‍♂️🙍🏼‍♂️

So maybe we don't want to scream right after hunters nearly found us?

*eye twitching*

Get. Inside. You fucking. Idiots.

DUDE.

JUST. FUCKING. TELL. HIM.

It's only gonna be so much worse when it comes out and V looks back on every time he danced around it 😩😩😩

Going absolutely fucking feral over all these miscommunications because of lack of communication 🙃

Wait. Matthew and Wesley never met in person? Huh?? Then how'd he get the blood bag??

Also V, please put that tag on something moving

AAAAAHHGGGG

MY DUDES

MY GUYS

COMMUNICATE FASTER

The way I paused the audiobook just to yell at my screen 'JUST FUCKING TELL HIM' 🤣🤣🤣

AAAAAH I DON'T WANT THE REVEAL TO REVEALLLL NOOOO

Omfg vampire chastity cages STOPPP I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

AAAAAAAAHHHHH

NOOOOOOOO

Okay, that's a little bit oblivious, my guy 😅

Fumbling so hard you regret queerness as a concept 🤣💀

99% sure who the mysterious 'cosplay' weapons maker will be.......