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Really enjoyable until it got to cricket terms and I had not a single clue what was going on lmao

Gods that's one of my worst fears honestly, falling that deeply in love and then losing that person

Ik lach me echt helemaal rot 🤣

Eerste verhaal staat in ieder geval bol van de comtinuity errors

(Ze had gezegd dat ze verloofd waren, oh nee geintje, toch niet, alleen aan het daten, en ze kennen elkaar van hun jeugd maar eigenlijk helemaal niet maar eigenlijk toch weer wel, like??)

En trouwen na 1 week neprelatie en 3 maanden uit elkaar zijn, sure, wat een goed plan :|

En uiteraard direct zwanger ook

Just when I thought my trashy grocery aisle romance wasn't in Goodreads, found it anyway 🤣

she would deduce that soon enough so there was, literally, no need to boast.

Lmao a partner who really reads between the lines 🤣

There's no excuse for cheating

But bro's an asshole

Well that all escalated real frigging fast

Oh, no callback to the sandals, just powerful women being confident in their own skin

Kinda waiting for her to try the sandals 😬

I can never read or hear 'lapis lazuli' without immediately thinking about The Vampire Diaries🤣

And see, they did only meet like 3 days ago! Damn, they talk like they've been dating forever sometimes, with all the 'I feel so safe with you's

I feel so bad for her naively volunteering all this information to him 😭

Yeah, so, might have to go and gut a god

Didn't they meet like... Yesterday?

"If you can believe it, by fifteen I was insufferable."

So nothing changed there then.

Okay nvm 🙈🤣

She makes sense now >.<

I really dislike his mom 🙄

Literally how would you even read this in a paper book format with the literal author putting this much passion into the audio recording with guitar and all 🤣

Oh, what? 👀

That's fucking cool

Had to slow to 1.0x just to hear the singing correctly haha

Really cool to put that into the audio

This his dad?

Literally Thomas warned him, and now they're both gonna die because a dumb American thought he knew better 🙄

And to the south we all go

The still alive crew is still alive then 🤣

I love seeing (reading) the difference between two fighters at the peak of their particular skillsets like this 🤩

Guessing the Seed is fully a lil antichrist kid or something 🤣

This makes me think Yulwei's also an Eater

Brother Longfoot? More like Brother Exposition 🤣

The audio narrator's chosen accent has me seeing this lad as a small Indian man 🙈

Rude

The old guy clearly was happy to tell a story, share his knowledge, and you leave him like that?

Shame, Glokta, shame.