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'They were close against each other. She felt him trembling and her fists were tight enough to crack. 'Oh, God,' he kept saying over and over. It was like her head was broke off from her body and thrown away. And here eyes looked up straight up to the blinding sun while she counted something in her mind. And then this was the way.
This was how it was.'
Carson McCullers. You get me so demented style. I just !!

Inviting all my neighbours to a christmas party so I can mansplain Marxist theory. 'B-b-but Zack Polanski wants to steal my house-' Cousin Chris, you are tonight's big loser. Go ahead and step into my sloppy vat of french onion soup.

Soooo... does Singer have grey eyes or green eyes..? Carson, girl, fire your editor, they don't know diddly squat about continuity errors...

'In those days, Florence hated all men.' James Baldwin actually wrote this book about me, shit's getting too specific to my life now,,, having freaky gay sex with Marlon Brando gives you psychic mind powers, apparently.

'Mountain is the book I had to write if I was ever going to write anything else. I had to deal with what hurt me most. I had to deal with my father.' TURN IT UP TWIN, TS ABOUT TO GET FIVE STARS!! #IHateMyFather #MatthewPleasePassAway

This is a second-hand copy, and the previous owner has... taken a bite..? Out of this page..? Teeth marks and all.

Crying at kareoke? Yeah, I'm familiar. Hit Something On, bossman, and pass the whiskey n' cig, the narrative is getting haunted tonight.

'He looked around: he nodded; he rubbed his belly.' Thank god we finally slapping our big gassy bellies, Napoleon role-playing in New Orleans for the delight of frightful Old Bull Lee Burroughs!

Maurice Poteet out here saying that Kerouac has a 'minority background' because he's... Canadian? Sure. Whatever. You win with your woke stuff.

Don't even need to read the biography because I'm clinical about the 2013 movie 'Kill Your Darlings'. I am the true crazy Catholic mystic.

'Then I stayed in bed and smoked a few cigarettes till noon.' Christ, no wonder y'all lose your minds fer a bit of Camus, this is both relatable AND riveting.

Shit like this really makes you wanna drape your body over an electric pylon, galvanising those muscles until sinew becomes burnt shoelaces flung over the wire. Ya know? Flannery O'connor will never fail to fill me with convulsive rage.

Hey! So maybe don't take that woman you've just met to see a Woody Allen movie! Just a friendly suggestion!

'Am I saying that the floods, the worst catastrophe in human history, equivalent to the twentieth century's wars in their devastation, we're actually good for capitalism? Yes I am.'
Well, thank god you said that! Could never have inferred that from THE LAST ONE HUNDRED PAGES OF YOU EXPLAINING IN EXCRUCIATING LENGTH HOW CAPITALISM BAD BOOO!!! Pulling out a hair everytime KSR says something stupid. Bald soon.

OH MY GOD IM AN IDIOT. NO WONDER I THOUGHT THIS WAS SO MUCH LIKE SECRETARY 2002, IT FUCKING IS SECRETARY 2002. THIS IS THE STORY ITS BASED ON IM STUPID. SEND TEN BILLION DOLLARS TO MARY GAITSKILL. IM SO HYPED RIGHT NOW IM GONNA THROW UP.

This is just Secretary (2002). James Spader, I know you're there.

Enoch wants Hazel to beat him up soooo bad... yaoi slinger strikes again... can't believe Lupus got Flannery's ass before she could make an AO3 account...

Repenting by pulling the ol' Ethan Hawke sharp objects in shoe move, big up lad. Kinda how it feels to walk across Cathays in my home repaired platforms made of rusty nails. Hot girls with tetanus for Jesus.

Fuckkkk they are talking about the political and economic state of the world right now...

Call him Jack O'Connell the way he's picking poor Robin clean right now.

Oh, to be the best slop dispenser in the history of the school.

He's so mad about his nineteen year old wife cheating on him at his grown age of forty one, as if he wasn't slaging about the town not even a week into the marriage. A marriage he showed up to, bear in mind, wearing a hawaiian shirt and BARE FEET. Harlan Ellison, I am omnipotent (Facebook Groups Worrior). I remember everything I know.

'Burroughs is in Tangiers I don't think he'll come back it's sinister,'
Baby, I think the sinister part of that is the fact that good ol' Willster fled to Tangier to escape persecution for murdering his wife? And then spent all his time in Morroco fiddling kids?? Like, calm down, I really don't think you want that freak back in the country.

Anaïs Nin mention!! Who up being the only true feminine writing that has ever appeared? (But seriously, Miller, what da hell does that even mean?!)

I GOT A CHARLEY HORSE, IT AIN'T FAIR!

I keep forgettong this book is about a guy with the initial R falling in love with a girl named Julie... they gotta stop writing novels about my life... Norwegian royalty is about to get a visit from the Kaczynski Second Coming... Ka-boom...

Keep running your mouth about Maine and I might just put this book down and read some Bachman toxic yaoi. YOU AIN'T MAINE'S OWN.

Lord, strand me on Throuple Island with two insecure nerds and a beautiful lady... Lord, I beg of thee...

Lieutenant Hardman? Ain't that the fella that sold the world?

Stop beating us around the head with how skinny and waif you are, white woman. I do not care, I have never cared, I hope you are swept away by a gentle breeze and that a passing, detached leaf snaps you in two.