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Humanity’s recklessness with our environment accidentally bought us an extra month of time by pre-heating the planet.”

“We fell in poop and came out smelling like roses,”

“Tsar Bomba,” said Dimitri. “Made by my country. Fifty megatons. Boom.”

. I must have known all this when I volunteered. But to my amnesia-riddled brain this is new information. I’m going to die out here. And I’m going to die alone.

anyway. What the fudge is going on?!
Fudge? Seriously? Maybe I have young kids. Or I’m deeply religious.

فلا تُكثروا ذكرَ الزمان الذي مَضَى
فذلك عصرٌ قد تقضَّى وذا عَصْرُ