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“Tsar Bomba,” said Dimitri. “Made by my country. Fifty megatons. Boom.”
— May 21, 2026 01:56PM
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Humanity’s recklessness with our environment accidentally bought us an extra month of time by pre-heating the planet.”
“We fell in poop and came out smelling like roses,”
— May 23, 2026 06:06PM
“We fell in poop and came out smelling like roses,”
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. I must have known all this when I volunteered. But to my amnesia-riddled brain this is new information. I’m going to die out here. And I’m going to die alone.
— May 19, 2026 06:22PM
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anyway. What the fudge is going on?!
Fudge? Seriously? Maybe I have young kids. Or I’m deeply religious.
— May 18, 2026 02:52PM
Fudge? Seriously? Maybe I have young kids. Or I’m deeply religious.