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Jesus

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Not sure what’s more dreadful; war crimes or Stephen King attempting to write a sex scene

GOD BLESS AMERICA 🇺🇸🦅

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“What, you egg! *stabbing him*” goes so incredibly hard.

The writing style is kind of a drag ngl

Basil buddy no 💀

Sibyl why would you throw it all away💀

Beautifully written so far. Very character driven which is ✅✅✅ for me. The antisemitism and misogyny is a little weird tho lol

Brutal.

Haha what the fuck?😂

“Thou wouldst have a toe? A toe can be obtain’d. Ways are known, Knave (dude). Thou wilt not like to hear. I’ll have a toe for thee this afternoon, Ere singeth cockerel a three o’clock.”

I cant

Coming back to this after like what, 12 years?

“Of what dost thou speak, that tied the room together, Knave? Take pains, for I would well hear of that which tied the room together”

Bro turns out my highschool grade 10 (?) English teacher was right; Shakespeare f*cking rips