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Andrew Vallée is 50% done with Pet Sematary

Not sure what’s more dreadful; war crimes or Stephen King attempting to write a sex scene

— Sep 07, 2026 08:33AM Add a comment

Andrew Vallée is 40% done with Pet Sematary

GOD BLESS AMERICA 🇺🇸🦅

— Sep 05, 2026 10:12AM Add a comment

Andrew Vallée is on page 167 of 250 of Épinette

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— Aug 27, 2026 06:13AM Add a comment

Andrew Vallée is 75% done with Macbeth: Moment by Moment

“What, you egg! *stabbing him*” goes so incredibly hard.

— Aug 18, 2026 05:34AM Add a comment

Andrew Vallée is on page 160 of 182 of Lord of the Flies

The writing style is kind of a drag ngl

— Jul 28, 2026 04:34AM Add a comment

Andrew Vallée is 50% done with L'Énigme du retour

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Andrew Vallée is 50% done with Lord of the Flies

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Andrew Vallée is on page 184 of 320 of The Picture of Dorian Gray and Three Stories

Basil buddy no 💀

— Jun 07, 2026 08:52AM Add a comment

Andrew Vallée is on page 130 of 320 of The Picture of Dorian Gray and Three Stories

Sibyl why would you throw it all away💀

— May 31, 2026 11:47PM Add a comment

Andrew Vallée is on page 62 of 320 of The Picture of Dorian Gray and Three Stories

Beautifully written so far. Very character driven which is ✅✅✅ for me. The antisemitism and misogyny is a little weird tho lol

— May 25, 2026 01:29PM Add a comment

Andrew Vallée is 55% done with The Stone Diaries

Brutal.

— Apr 15, 2026 04:26AM Add a comment

Andrew Vallée is on page 116 of 361 of The Stone Diaries

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Andrew Vallée is 40% done with Hamlet

— Apr 10, 2026 06:23AM Add a comment

Andrew Vallée is on page 255 of 305 of The Only Good Indians (The Only Good Indians, #1)

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Andrew Vallée is on page 133 of 305 of The Only Good Indians (The Only Good Indians, #1)

Haha what the fuck?😂

— Mar 26, 2026 04:37AM Add a comment

Andrew Vallée is finished with Two Gentlemen of Lebowski: The Most Excellent Comedie and Tragical Romance

“Thou wouldst have a toe? A toe can be obtain’d. Ways are known, Knave (dude). Thou wilt not like to hear. I’ll have a toe for thee this afternoon, Ere singeth cockerel a three o’clock.”

I cant

— Mar 19, 2026 09:21AM Add a comment

Andrew Vallée is 20% done with Two Gentlemen of Lebowski: The Most Excellent Comedie and Tragical Romance

Coming back to this after like what, 12 years?

“Of what dost thou speak, that tied the room together, Knave? Take pains, for I would well hear of that which tied the room together”

— Mar 18, 2026 06:06PM Add a comment

Andrew Vallée is on page 30 of 162 of Ana Historic: A Novel (A List)

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Andrew Vallée is 75% done with Othello

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Andrew Vallée is on page 107 of 158 of Vèvè-Punk: Birth of the Dream: Illustrated Short Story Collection

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Andrew Vallée is on page 49 of 158 of Vèvè-Punk: Birth of the Dream: Illustrated Short Story Collection

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Andrew Vallée is 40% done with A Midsummer Night’s Dream

Bro turns out my highschool grade 10 (?) English teacher was right; Shakespeare f*cking rips

— Mar 02, 2026 07:49PM Add a comment

Andrew Vallée is 75% done with Romeo and Juliet

— Feb 27, 2026 05:59AM Add a comment

Andrew Vallée is on page 87 of 275 of Slaughterhouse-Five

— Feb 23, 2026 07:22PM Add a comment

Andrew Vallée is on page 380 of 521 of Arthurian Romances

Just finished The Knight with the Lion. I think this one was my favourite! I really like how the events of this story happen simultaneously with the events of Knight of the Cart

— Feb 17, 2026 05:05AM Add a comment

Andrew Vallée is 50% done with By Grand Central Station I Sat Down and Wept

I am blindsided by this. 1945??? This is great so far!

— Feb 04, 2026 05:17AM Add a comment

By Grand Central Station I Sat Down and Wept

Andrew Vallée is on page 186 of 337 of Beautiful World, Where Are You

This page goes so unbelievably hard

— Jan 14, 2026 07:22PM Add a comment

Andrew Vallée is on page 96 of 337 of Beautiful World, Where Are You

Bro chapter 10 is so insanely meta — Rooney is clearly using the character of Alice as a vessel to critique literary industry, but it almost feels like she is roasting her own work as well. There is some serious insecurity exuding from the author it seems…

— Jan 11, 2026 06:41PM Add a comment

Andrew Vallée is on page 71 of 337 of Beautiful World, Where Are You

✨phone sex✨

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Andrew Vallée is on page 71 of 337 of Beautiful World, Where Are You

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