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Basil buddy no 💀

Sibyl why would you throw it all away💀

Beautifully written so far. Very character driven which is ✅✅✅ for me. The antisemitism and misogyny is a little weird tho lol

Brutal.

Haha what the fuck?😂

“Thou wouldst have a toe? A toe can be obtain’d. Ways are known, Knave (dude). Thou wilt not like to hear. I’ll have a toe for thee this afternoon, Ere singeth cockerel a three o’clock.”

I cant

Coming back to this after like what, 12 years?

“Of what dost thou speak, that tied the room together, Knave? Take pains, for I would well hear of that which tied the room together”

Bro turns out my highschool grade 10 (?) English teacher was right; Shakespeare f*cking rips

Just finished The Knight with the Lion. I think this one was my favourite! I really like how the events of this story happen simultaneously with the events of Knight of the Cart

I am blindsided by this. 1945??? This is great so far!

This page goes so unbelievably hard

Bro chapter 10 is so insanely meta — Rooney is clearly using the character of Alice as a vessel to critique literary industry, but it almost feels like she is roasting her own work as well. There is some serious insecurity exuding from the author it seems…

✨phone sex✨

✨phone s*x✨

✨ phone sex ✨

Too many characters which makes it hard to follow sometimes but I’m heavily invested so far. Loving the subtleties of the family dynamic of the MaCabe’s.

Finished the most famous tale, The Knight of the Cart. Not sure what I was expecting, I thought there would be more “love triangle” aspects to the story, but it just seems to be Lancelot doing bad*ss things and he just so happens to be in love with Guinevere. This one feels less rich in imagery than the other tales, so I’m not quite sure what I was supposed to take away from this story.