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Splish, splash I was takin’ a bath

Don’t you dare cross that bread circle lol

Lololol she’s like “listen loser, we’re going grave robbing and we absolutely won’t be going through the front gates.”

I love how she [Van Helsing] says to Doc Seward like “no, you silly bitch”

Just call it his diary!!

lol are they just casually chloroforming her?

I really like the gender bend with Dr Van Helsing — Maggie Gyllenhaal’s still got it

Alright, if you’re keeping flies and spiders as pets…which you then eat, I feel like ya, maybe you do need to be in that asylum.

The brides of Dracula have entered the chat

Things are starting to get creepy 🧛‍♂️

Johnathan said “dude your breath is rank? Want a mint?”

Drac’s really pushing the whole free will and “this is my house bitch” to Johnathan

His journal? You mean his DIARY?!

“Hey doc, what about these suspicious marks on her neck?”
“Unimportant”
“But they weren’t there before”
“She probably got it doing women stuff”
“What?”
“Like that brooch pin”
“The fuck? Why won’t you listen to me?”
“Shuddup or you’re going to the asylum”

Men, amiright?

Was she not being mauled by a dog? I swear she was! Now I’M confused by what’s happening lol

The way my heart started POUNDING when he said he was jiggling the knob outside 😱‼️ This Dolby Atmos is no joke lol

This is an act of cinema — it’s what I imagine it was like to listen to the radio back in the day. 10/10 performances!! ⭐️📻 👏

I knew I recognized this voice — she narrated the Plated Prisoner series!!!!! 🤯🫨And why do I feel oddly PROUD that I could “name that narrator“?!?

So far, so good! Perfect for my September mood readers 🔮🧡🍂✨