Lindsey’s Reviews > Bram Stoker's Dracula > Status Update

Splish, splash I was takin’ a bath

Don’t you dare cross that bread circle lol

Lololol she’s like “listen loser, we’re going grave robbing and we absolutely won’t be going through the front gates.”

I love how she [Van Helsing] says to Doc Seward like “no, you silly bitch”

Just call it his diary!!

I really like the gender bend with Dr Van Helsing — Maggie Gyllenhaal’s still got it

Alright, if you’re keeping flies and spiders as pets…which you then eat, I feel like ya, maybe you do need to be in that asylum.

The brides of Dracula have entered the chat

Things are starting to get creepy 🧛‍♂️