Lindsey’s Reviews > Bram Stoker's Dracula > Status Update
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“Hey doc, what about these suspicious marks on her neck?”
“Unimportant”
“But they weren’t there before”
“She probably got it doing women stuff”
“What?”
“Like that brooch pin”
“The fuck? Why won’t you listen to me?”
“Shuddup or you’re going to the asylum”
Men, amiright?
— Oct 03, 2026 10:11PM
“Unimportant”
“But they weren’t there before”
“She probably got it doing women stuff”
“What?”
“Like that brooch pin”
“The fuck? Why won’t you listen to me?”
“Shuddup or you’re going to the asylum”
Men, amiright?
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Lindsey
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Lololol she’s like “listen loser, we’re going grave robbing and we absolutely won’t be going through the front gates.”
— Oct 04, 2026 06:14PM
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I love how she [Van Helsing] says to Doc Seward like “no, you silly bitch”
— Oct 04, 2026 06:02PM
Lindsey
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I really like the gender bend with Dr Van Helsing — Maggie Gyllenhaal’s still got it
— Oct 04, 2026 05:15PM
Lindsey
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Alright, if you’re keeping flies and spiders as pets…which you then eat, I feel like ya, maybe you do need to be in that asylum.
— Oct 04, 2026 05:07PM