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Yo de verdad que no puedo con este puto pavo djdbdjdjjd no me puedo creer que el niño ahora diga que lo que más le persigue DEL PAVO QUE HA MATADO SEA SU VOZ DE "GARRULO"

ES QUE ME PUEDO MEAR BFBFBFBFB

Richie, you will always be iconic

Me encanta cuando un prota es explícitamente bisexual

One for our team

"Just for the record, I do not consider myself an evil person"


Me: *side eye * *sips tea*

Henry, you're the funniest bitch ever

"Though I don't suppose that anyone who has devoted much energy to the study of Classics can be very much disturbed by homosexuality"

Well, say that to your friend Bunny

Oh Henry, you manipulative little shit

I know the game you're playing, and I still like you

"You're as light as a feather"

Oh, Henry, the man you are

Pero estos qué son? Parte de un aquelarre?

"You know, there's nothing I hate like I hate an officious fag. I think they ought to round them all up and burn them at the stake"

PERO– NIÑO??

I'M S C R E A M I N G WITH HIM

Pero este puto niño??? Le va a explotar todo en la cara, seguro

Oh my god, I think I forgot too fast too soon that this book was written in the 90s

And that, kids, is how you enter a cult

"If there is something I'm good at, it's lying on my feet. It's a sort of gift I have"

Finally, a relatable character

Madre mía, otra Richard

Se viene fuerte esto

“You have no idea, do you? What you’ve done.”

SHE IS SI RIGHT. GOD, OLIVER, YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID. DO YOU LIKE BEIBG STUPID?

BOY, YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID

"It was almost a brotherly kiss, but not quite."

BRO, YOU ARE KISSING HIM.

Men would do anything but accept that they're homosexual, istg

“You said, he’s not himself. Just … remember what happened last time.”
I stared at her until I realized she was talking about my broken nose.

Honey, I don't think she's talking about that. You're so oblivious

"My infatuation with James (there’s the word, never mind “enamored”) transcended any notion of gender."

Boy, just say you're bisexual and get it over with

"I waited for him to pull me closer or push me away. But he only stared at his hand, like it was something strange he’d never seen before."

YOU TWO ARE GONNA KILL ME. WITH YOUR GAY CHICKEN GAME

JUST KISS ALREADY

"That strange possessive pride washed over me again. Everyone in the room was watching ?ames—how could they not?—but I was the only one who really knew him, every inch."

BOY, YOU CANNOT SPEAK ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND LIKE THIS AND EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT YOU LIKE MEREDITH