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“You have no idea, do you? What you’ve done.”

SHE IS SI RIGHT. GOD, OLIVER, YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID. DO YOU LIKE BEIBG STUPID?

BOY, YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID

"It was almost a brotherly kiss, but not quite."

BRO, YOU ARE KISSING HIM.

Men would do anything but accept that they're homosexual, istg

“You said, he’s not himself. Just … remember what happened last time.”
I stared at her until I realized she was talking about my broken nose.

Honey, I don't think she's talking about that. You're so oblivious

"My infatuation with James (there’s the word, never mind “enamored”) transcended any notion of gender."

Boy, just say you're bisexual and get it over with

"That strange possessive pride washed over me again. Everyone in the room was watching ?ames—how could they not?—but I was the only one who really knew him, every inch."

BOY, YOU CANNOT SPEAK ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND LIKE THIS AND EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT YOU LIKE MEREDITH

"You’re good. So good you have no idea how good you are.”

Girl, you're so full of shit

“And you want to be what?” I said, without thinking. “My girlfriend?”

Boy, get the fuck out of here

“Do you want to sleep with me or would you rather sleep with James?”

Don't be a fool, go sleep with James. I don't trust this woman