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God personally hates King Arthur ig

WE SHALL SLEEP SIDE BY SIDE ON THE COUCH AND NO ONE SHALL SUSPECT A THING…

i have no words. What the actual HELL just happened.

OH FUCK THE VASE BROKE.

I don’t think we’re talking about Catholicism anymore…

CATHOLICS WORSHIP THE ANTICHRIST???

IM SHITTING BRICKS WHAT IS THIS? HAHAHAHAHhhAHAHAHAHAHA

“YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH YOU HAVE **UPSET** AND SHOCKED ME!!”

IT’S NOT THAT DEEP I ASSURE YOU MYSHKIN… 😭😭😭

THE THING YOU’RE MOST WORRIED ABOUT IS CATHOLICISM??? 😭😭

SPECIFICALLY JESUIT CATHOLICISM HAHAHAAHAHH

”IN HORROR” IS CRAZY

I SWEAR TO EVERYONE AS A JESUIT CATHOLIC I AM NOT THAT SCARY 💔

Part 4: The Final Act, and I have absolutely no clue how this is going to end…

“ROGOZHIN THAT’S NOT THE REAL YOU!!! PLEASE CELEBRATE MY 27TH BIRTHDAY EVEN THOUGH YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!!!”

Fun fact: Prince Lev Nikolayevich Myshkin and I share a zodiac sign

It’s not a complicated Russian novel without a duel I guess

Every time Lev Nikolayevich Myshkin is harassed, verbally abused, ridiculed, or called an idiot, a puppy dies

OH MY GOD NASTASYA, LEAVE MY HOMIE PRINCE MYSHKIN OUT OF THIS 💔💔😭

48 HOURS IS DIABOLICAL- 😭😭

Stephen King predicted therians!!! (IM KIDDING)

Redrum

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Average writer’s worst nightmare: Annie Wilkes

This whole story is a PSA against drinking and driving

I’m debating whether this old man is based or batshit crazy. Probably both ❤️

No…Miss Havisham I fear that’s not what love is. Even I know this.
(Havisham was a shipper before the term “shipper” was ever coined…)