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“After a year of slavery,”

That’s a wrap.

You think the story’s gonna go somewhere and then some french guy shows up out of nowhere

“Zita” ok you might as well just name her “spumoni straciatella farfalle”

“Ah yes, I am headed to Turkey and have to leave my kids behind. Instead of doing the NORMAL thing like…idk…hiring a babysitter, I will instead drop my kids off AT A FUCKING ORPHANAGE.”
THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE…

*We know from Hamilton piano line* Dmitri?

*Piano line x2* Alexei?

*Piano line x3* What is this? The Brothers Karamazov? What, is some guy named Ivan gonna show up now??

WHY IS THIS ONE SECLUDED MAGICAL PART OF A FOREST IN OREGON FILLED WITH RUSSIANS??
“Svik” as a last name, the overwhelmingly Russian Coyote names…WHAT IS THIS MAGICAL RUSSIAN DIASPORA IN OREGON? THIS IS PLAGUING MY THOUGHTS…

WHY ARE THE COYOTES RUSSIAN? WHAT ARE RUSSIAN COYOTES DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF PORTLAND OREGON?? Idc that they’re speaking english and in soldier outfits, I’M MORE BAFFLED THAT THEY’RE RUSSIAN…

CHUD BEHAVIOR OH MY GOD. DOJKA IS SUCH A CHUD.

Kim Dokja is one little CHUD.

What is my friend getting me into

“Chapter 8: A Sudden Catastrophe” and Ivan Karamazov shows up. Oh good god WHO INVITED HIM HERE…HE WAS HALLUCINATING THE DEVIL LESS THAN 24 HOURS AGO.

POOR IVAN…idc what ANYONE SAYS, I’m an Ivan Karamazov defender down to the bone. 💔

“Listen, you frivolous young woman,” Krassotkin began, getting up from the sofa, “can you swear by all you hold sacred in the world and something else besides, that you will watch vigilantly over the kids in my absence? I am going out.”

YOU’RE 14 PLEASE CALM DOWN OH MY GOD.

Try not to get arrested in a Dostoyevsky novel challenge IMPOSSIBLE istg how hard is it to not randomly declare you’re the murderer when you’re NOT THE MURDERER….

“In his mood of doglike submissiveness all feeling of rivalry had died away.”

DOGLIKE SUBMISSIVENESS????

We have CANNIBAL DEFENDERS, WEIRDLY FLIRTY COOKS, RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS, ALCOHOLICS, DEADBEAT DADS, ORGIES??? AND JESUS FANFICTION.
IT’S PEAK….

I am not ready for the final chapter

I’m counting this as a book im reading despite it being for school bc…well…I like this one. It’s hitting me like a freight train rn though 💔

Imagine getting bullied by a group of 9-11 year olds meanwhile vro’s a grown ass man.

(I still love Alyosha but what on Earth man.)

Pls don’t make a joke about the percentage.

Anyways, HOW HAS RASKOLNIKOV NOT BEEN ARRESTED YET, HE LITERALLY GAVE IT AWAY HAHAHAHAHA 💔

“Your mom beats you?”
“No? Well maybe it’s better that she dies”
Dear Rodion Romanovitch Raskalnikov…never be a therapist.

RASKOLNIKOV….YOU ARE SO COOKED..

“I’m heh…reading the news…and it’s not about the fires…WINK WINK…I’m reading about something else heh…😈😈”

Atp what is Crime and Punishment anymore…

“The killer could be anyone!!”

and it’s literally the guy sleeping on the couch mumbling to himself about socks

BOO THE CHANDELIER SHOULD’VE KILLED HER 😐

“What is wrong with you that your son’s like this?” OH MY GOD??? 😭😭

i’m starting to think the mc is the real horror-

The Shining is rolling in its grave