K47!!!! ’s Reviews > The Brothers Karamazov > Status Update

POOR IVAN…idc what ANYONE SAYS, I’m an Ivan Karamazov defender down to the bone. 💔

“Listen, you frivolous young woman,” Krassotkin began, getting up from the sofa, “can you swear by all you hold sacred in the world and something else besides, that you will watch vigilantly over the kids in my absence? I am going out.”

YOU’RE 14 PLEASE CALM DOWN OH MY GOD.

Try not to get arrested in a Dostoyevsky novel challenge IMPOSSIBLE istg how hard is it to not randomly declare you’re the murderer when you’re NOT THE MURDERER….

“In his mood of doglike submissiveness all feeling of rivalry had died away.”

DOGLIKE SUBMISSIVENESS????

We have CANNIBAL DEFENDERS, WEIRDLY FLIRTY COOKS, RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS, ALCOHOLICS, DEADBEAT DADS, ORGIES??? AND JESUS FANFICTION.
IT’S PEAK….

Imagine getting bullied by a group of 9-11 year olds meanwhile vro’s a grown ass man.

(I still love Alyosha but what on Earth man.)