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WHY ARE THE COYOTES RUSSIAN? WHAT ARE RUSSIAN COYOTES DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF PORTLAND OREGON?? Idc that they’re speaking english and in soldier outfits, I’M MORE BAFFLED THAT THEY’RE RUSSIAN…
Jun 14, 2026 08:09PM
Wildwood (Wildwood Chronicles, #1)

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K47!!!! is 50% done
*We know from Hamilton piano line* Dmitri?

*Piano line x2* Alexei?

*Piano line x3* What is this? The Brothers Karamazov? What, is some guy named Ivan gonna show up now??

WHY IS THIS ONE SECLUDED MAGICAL PART OF A FOREST IN OREGON FILLED WITH RUSSIANS??
“Svik” as a last name, the overwhelmingly Russian Coyote names…WHAT IS THIS MAGICAL RUSSIAN DIASPORA IN OREGON? THIS IS PLAGUING MY THOUGHTS…
Jun 15, 2026 11:23AM
Wildwood (Wildwood Chronicles, #1)


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message 1: by val (new)

val what could this POSSIBLY be about


K47!!!! Girl’s little brother gets kidnapped by crows so she has to save him but this loser wants to tag along…also there’s Russian coyotes


message 3: by val (new)

val what 12 year old wattpad author thought coyotes are Russian bro


K47!!!! I think he’s 51 years old as of now…which would’ve made him like…36??


K47!!!! So yea a 36 year old man thought up the existence of Russian coyotes named Borya, Dmitri, Maksim and Vlad


K47!!!! There’s only like…one not russian coyote but it still kept up with Eastern Europe


message 7: by val (new)

val I’m crying what if someone did like a reverse this. like you’re in rural Russia with mcs like Fydor or Ivan and all of a sudden there’s some American ass golden retriever named John it’s so?.?


K47!!!! PERFECT


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