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Not a single holy thought
(From an age gap hater)

I went from classic literature to Grandpa smut 💅🏽

Another tom to hate, oh goody

The tempo the pitch, the audacity of this bitch (an entitled man was spotted)

I want to wrap these two up in bubble wrap!

Oh my little heart!

Okay its starting to sound more like English

Every day I challenge myself, what are these words. I feel like it’s my first book ever. I repeat, WHAT ARE THESE WORDS?!?

Pre-read: Fuck him for stealing his wife’s work but it was a gift and a recommendation so I’ll give this a shot

Oh what I’d give to be the dirt on his face 😫

When it comes to death, you’re mine

JWHAOWISHEOKQNSOSNQLAGWNE I AM A HOLE FOR HIM ODBEHDOZNRNLSISHBBE
ORIAGQONQLAISGDIDIYDYGIJ JAKAOZJWMAOISHWOSNW JAPAUSUAONWKRODNEODJBR FKSIEYIEOA DADDY YELDISHWKSUDOQKSPXJQKSIYSKWPSJBE HAKAOSJQMAPSHQO!!!!!

I bet Adam listens to Wi$h Li$t in his free time all the time!

At least there’s that

THIS MAN IS MAKING ME YEARN FOR OLIVE!!!

I just met Tom again. Ew.

Okay i don’t remember finding this so funny the last time around. Oh boy am I having a blast!

He is so down bad ugh how did anyone miss the signs?

He is right, he doesn’t have a heart, because I have it. It’s with me. Sorry Morana boo. You’re late.

Pre Reread: How dare past H rate this 3 stars?!?!

I would NOT mind if he trespassed.

Damn he’s hot

The first chapter helped me finish…

Jenna is me, I am her

Roland can eat my shit ✨

I am no expert, but girl even I know that’s a bad idea…

Whyyyy!!! Whyyyy?!?!?

Do you need my cock back in your mouth to keep you quiet, Miss Sinaga

Help. Please.

Reyna, if you lock that door, there’s no going back

I THINK I’VE SEEN THIS FILM BEFORE!!!!!

Fuck She can’t just go around saying my name like that in public unless she wants the entire student body to know what she looks like when she comes.

SIR, you’re killing me here!

Love, I suggest you quiet down. I’d hate to lose my job for eating the best meal i’ve ever had.

In case anyone is looking for me, I am fanning myself. The buzzing noises are from the fan. The tissues are to wipe away the sweat. Mind your own damn business.

If your intention is to murder me, do you mind doing that next week? I have a pizza voucher I really want to use before then

The survival instincts of a spoon.