Sam Adams > Recent Status Updates

“What questions were there to ask at this point? Were we watching a security feed to a club we had access to? Yes. Were we acting like possessive bastards? Yes. Did I have a right? No. She was my employee, not my wife. Did I give a damn? Also, no. Because she was still MINE.”

Damn Loreth, I didn’t know you could make jokes like that 🤣🤣

Why are my cheeks wet 😭😭

“You’re not my boyfriend.”

“After what we just did, I’d qualify as your husband.”

Oh damn, okay 👀🫣

Well shit, this book is already spooky af 🫣

“I’m stuck here with the most dim-witted ghost in existence. She pissed me off when she was alive, and somehow she’s worse now.” 💀

Jude & Preston have me smiling like an idiot. I love when they team up on Kane 🤣

“You’ll be punished for this, you little fucker.” His speech is a bit slurred. “Language, Professor.” I grin as I throw him on the bed.

These two have me cackling. I love them so much

Going into this blind as always and I’m already loving the psychotic dirty banter. Gareth’s internal monologue is fucking hilarious.

“Me, Gareth fucking Carson, a whore? This bitch has pushed every limit and will now die. Thanks for coming to my show.”

This is by far some of the best banter I’ve ever read between any MMCs, let alone three of them. Throw in our badass, take no shit, hard to impress FMC and we have quite the entertainment on our hands 😈

“I’ve only felt this sort of shame once before, and it was when my mom caught me beating off to the Food Network.”

STOPPP I’m fucking dead 💀

👩: Please try to be serious for once in your life. If we do this, I’m basically using you.”

👨: “Sounds terrible. Please, Kennedy, use me all you want.” 😈

This is a cute, quick, forbidden boss/nanny romance. I kept trying to remember the timeline for when this book took place as the hockey team’s players are mentioned throughout the book. That was quite the ending though! This is one I’d put on my shelves.

“I should have got my phone out and googled what it meant to have sexual nightmares about a guy I killed by accident. My therapist would salivate if I indulged him with this information.” 🔪🩸

This one had me surprised. I think I read the excerpt wrong but whatever, I’m down for it all 🤣🤣 I loved it

“I see what goes on around here.”

“I know she isn’t talking about me, because literally nothing is going on around here where it concerns me. Unless she found my sex toys and erotica.” 💀

"Look closely. Do you see two shits or a fuck anywhere in my eyes?"

Gonna have to use this in the future 🤣

“Daddy’s home.”

Not me kicking and screaming over here 🤭

“Six. C’mon Gangster, don’t tell me that’s all you’ve got.”

“That was a fucking ten and you’re not in charge here.”

🤣🤣 Loving these two

Jesus…something must be wrong with me 🥵 and the amount of times I’ve literally laughed out loud have me thoroughly impressed

“You show up and immediately have a fucking guard dog. Not fair,” he said, but sat back, still smiling.

“A guard dog?” I asked, looking over my shoulder at Rook. “Woof,” he whispered, his breath tickling my ear.

🐕🐾🦴💀

“Stalking a girl who preferred to lie in bed watching movies, read and order endless takeout was boring. It had been four days and she had left the house two times. How could I stalk her if this is all she did?” 🤣

“Who the fuck is he?”

Now I’m over here smiling like an idiot LOL. I read this years ago but am just now listening to the audiobook.

“You’re deranged.”

“You aren’t the first to call me that, though I prefer high-functioning psychopath.”

Didn’t expect this plot twist 🤯

“My pu$$y…my hat…my cuff.”

Okaaay, Storm. Out here sounding like Xaden if he rode bulls and horses instead of dragons LOL

“It’ll be some hillbilly dipshit who married their cousin creeping up here. Fancying that they can poke around my property and find the stacks of gold they all think I’m sitting on after a pro career. Acting like I’m rich or some shit.”

Damn, alright Stôrmand 🤣 LFG - I can’t wait for his reaction to seeing the FMC LOL

Holy prologue 😮‍💨

“If it isn’t my little troublemaker.” 😈

“Are there support groups for perverts?” 🤭🤣

“Lay a finger on her and I’ll cut off both your hands. Then I’ll shove them down your throat. Then while you’re busy choking, I’ll skin you alive.”

“Calm down, there’s no need to worry. If he touches her I’ll stab him. You put the cream on her.”

“Who named two psychopaths as my medical proxies?” 🤣🤣