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Why did Berry Gordy give Diana Ross a bouquet of black roses to celebrate her going solo.

No I'll tell you 1 thing about why Diana became the star. She had single minded, borderline delusional focus and drive. You might say she's a bitch for, for example, telling Mary not to stay out all night otherwise shed lose her voice (basically calling her a slut). But she's RIGHT and that's why she's Diana Ross.

MARY WILSON WANTS TO ACT LIKE DIANE DROVE FLO TO ALCOHOLISM. WHOLE TIME... MARY IS SLEEPING WITH FLO'S HUSBAND *GASP* UMMMMMMMM

I cannot defend Diana Ross any more. Flo deserved better!

The shade. I live. Girl what did Diana Ross DO to you (we'll find out) but she just said (talking about doing their own makeup) "soon the look involved more eyeliner, darker eyebrows -- especially Diane's" like WTF do you mean by that hahahahahaha saying her makeup was shit

I sympathize with Diane being mean to everybody because she basically had to take one for the team by dating berry. So yeah in that situation I'm gonna tell u if you're eating too slow. After I made you a star by sleeping with our boss and I'm sitting here at this table waiting for you to finish your food. I get that

YES MICHAEL JACKSON GHOST STORIES... he was ACTIVE after he passed going everywhere visiting everybody

I always find this genre of history so funny it's like some like princess or rich kid being like "the communists took our summer home and my pet horse and repurposed our palace. I was 5 years old and I CRIED"

THEY CARRIE-D THE TIBETAN PRINCESS!!!!! She didn't deserve that but I understand I know a couple of rich kids I'd like to throw red paint on.

I wanted to tell you guys that the only reason I know about Tibet is Veep

Minus one star for the phrase "sucking on her shriveled breast" there was NO REASON FOR ME TO KNOW ABOUT THAT

This did not inspire me to stand up to authority in fact it did the opposite which is really bad because at the end it was saying how Jesus calls us to stand up to authority and sacrifice ourselves for the many so I'm in between a rock and a hard place

Everything after 75% has been a drag. He even acknowledged it he was like sorry I got arrested now this is a prison diary I guess

She keeps being like "Diane was so mean and nobody knows why" and also being like "Diane was so ugly and everybody told her all the time" like hmmm

WHY DOES EVERY SINGLE BOOK ABT THE JACKSONS HAVE A MOMENT WHERE THEY ARE LIKE "Oh yeah Janet was a fat ass"

JANET U R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM

The concept of Diana Ross almost running over and flipping off a little blind boy 😂😂😂😂😂😂 If only he could have seen that he was being flipped off by THEE Diana Ross! He'd be a lucky guy if so! He's still lucky cuz she didn't hit him

This is so funny and it's a translation i can only imagine how funny this guy is in Russian!!!!

My takeaway is that Russian prison serves better quality food than American prison. He is actually excited about his food and has halal options. They even have tiramisu

I have to read so much to catch up to my goal of 50 books so please recommend any short books that you know of lol

Another Ode to Twitter he is going to tell us how much he loves twitter as many times as Michael Jackson told us he is in love with Diana Ross 😂😂😂😂😂

I can't get over that he is one of the most globally significant people of modern times and left behind this incredibly comprehensive primary source for this moment in history and it's just full of shady comments constantly 😭😭😭 this guy is funny af

Every page of this is like "Diane [Diana Ross] is a bitch and a slut" LMAOOOO which ofc is not the first time I've heard it said and I love Diana Ross no less than before!!!!!!

Every page of this is like "Diane [Diana Ross] is a bitch and a slut" LMAOOOOO which is like old news but I'm still eating it up and I love Diana Ross no less than when I begun reading it. Diana Ross taught me that through delusion we prevail

Not he was a Twitterhead too!!! Lol he gets it!!!!! I think Twitter users are the cream of society's crop. Personally. Hense he gave his life to save Russia. That level of noble sacrifice in the name of democracy could only come from a Twitter user, not Instagram, not Facebook...

I like how at the core of his being since he was a little kid he's someone who pisses off whoever is in charge LOL. RIP. Also RIP tentatively because I really don't know this guy very well yet so if he's problematic I don't know

Thoughts so far!!!
(1) My neighbor from the USSR often tells me that the US right now reminds him of the USSR right before collapse -- totally see it. And example: the news media being owned by a gas company. Ours is owned by a defense contractor. Another example: leading entrepreneurs establishing their position through bribing & embezzleming from the government.

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"Something at which Soviet people truly excelled was establishing from the faintest clues where someone worked [and] how much they earned" Screaming if this isn't my friends dad from the USSR 😭😭😭😭😭 and Im sitting there with him counting our friends and neighbors money LMFAO talking about how can they afford this 😭😭😭😭😭

Michael Jackson cured his dyslexia

Smokey eye updo in Gstaad

Okay... Have we considered that Mary pulled up in all red and started singing Diana's lead what choice did Diana have but to shove her.... .... ...