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Men - if your sister did playboy would you look? Ladies - if you did playboy would you expect your brother to look or not?
If you brother is a gay guy - does that make it different? I would think it would..
I don't have siblings but I imagine a straight brother would look for like 0.5 seconds to see if it was true then have to burn his eyes

JANET IS PORTRAYED SO FUNNY IN THIS I just lost it at ""Jan id really like to talk to you" "well then start talking" she snapped without looking up from her coloring book" She is portrayed super "aggressive" direct quote and there's one scene where la Toya is like Janet was always so loud and yelling on the phone like la Toya. That is because you are the only person in the world more quiet than Janet Jackson

Not La Toya corroborating what Quincy Jones said about Michael liked to steal stuff 😂😂😂 I LOLed at him going through people's drawers and medicine cabinets. What I know of his personality is that he was very studious detail oriented and thorough. So it really fits into my picture of him 😂😂😂

Remember I kept saying I need to understand the Jackson family? I think them being JW is the piece of the puzzle that I often forget. It explains a lot. They are just ultra religious homeschool kids at the end of the day

Also can we please discuss the connection between the cult like religion and family bands? Selena y los dinos were also JW, the Osmonds were Mormon, what is this about???

La Toya acknowledging in the book that her and Michael used to plan matching outfits. Now I want you go look at La Toya on the cover of Hot Potato single and compare to Michael on Human Nature 😭😭😭😭

The LaToyassaince is upon us

I learned that a 14 y/o Janet beat up her dad's mistress 😆😆😆 yet another reason to be a Janet stan... Happy (almost) birthday Janet Damita Jo Jackson legend and Queen that you are!!!!!!!!

A highlight for you all... I learned that a 14 y/o Janet beat up her dad's mistress 😆😆😆 yet another reason to be a Janet stan...happy belated birthday Janet Damita Jo Jackson legend and Queen that you are!!!!!!!!

I've been fanning out real bad since I saw the Michael movie..... Michael Jackson phase is back on and bad .... Well it never leaves but it's at a peak rn

I'm back on my journey of reading every religious text and cross referencing to find universal truth 😎

Tan is the victim or believing his own hype nas king of "making up a guy"

This book is genuinely pretty bad but in like a funny way mostly it just feels like Tan complaining about everything

Tan has asserted that he is the most famous South Asian person in the world. Let's give him grace and say he meant the West. There has to be someone more famous than him name one quickly

Loving the implication that Tan thinks Aztecs are from India. Like I know he doesn't think that but his editor let this one slip because it really reads that way

I don't think Tan has lived long enough to write an autobiography. Still enjoying it though. 2 things can be true

Ive been cleaning out my closet so I have to pretend to hear Tan's voice in my head. Then I said I wonder if he wrote a book and here we are. So far so good. Also I've been struggling with reading lately so this is a good one to ease me back into it

Chinese new year Chinese new me 🐎🧧

Halftime show is hitting terrible after the "Nazism and the arts" chapter... THIS IS SERIOUSLY FASCIST SHIT!!! Not that the US hasn't been this way but this is like next level

This is a big ass book

Got to give it back to the library now 💔💔💔

I feel like it's taking a long time for the plot to pick up

Loving this book but def gonna have to give it back to the library before I can finish 💔 I'll be back

Biggest takeaway that no on wants to tell u: Hitler was only able to do his thing cuz a bunch of corporations were funding him for like 10 years before the Nazis won anything because they knew a working class movement was gonna take over and they'd rather it be fascism than communism bc fascism wouldn't jeopardize their business especially after they'd been paying off Hitler for years

1. Reading the descriptions of NorCal 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
2. Oscar Wilde wishes he could write like this

This book sucks

This book sucks it's boring

It just got interesting

I feel genuinely sorry for everyone who thinks ANTM is "low brow" then reads this book instead. If you want to learn a lesson about beauty you should go to Tyra Banks not Oscar Wilde. Oscar Wilde needs 8 hrs to tell you Beauty is on the inside. Like I've never heard that before Tyra needs only 42 minutes to assume you know the obvious and also tell you how to elongate your neck, find your light, smize, etc.