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He's defo a narcissist and insane

She said she was going to address every taboo possible in this book. This is a book about rectums. I am 96% of the way through. She hasn't discussed anal sex yet. This book is a lie. I want to know how that affects your pooping experience*. Let's see if she turns it out in the last 4% of the book.

*Feel free to share your own experiences with me

Recommended to me by a cherished friend. I love it so far

Another shameless cash grab

The library is taking this back im sad. I'll come back for it

I like this book

Not a good book to be reading as the chronically single friend. This is not inspiring me to open my heart to love. This is inspiring me to be single and fabulous like La Toya Jackson

I do not feel sympathy for the author being abandoned and lost in new York city "not knowing which way is uptown and downtown." I'll give you a hint. It's on the street signs 🙄. I have watched enough Seinfeld to know that. (1st and 1st = nexus of the universe also = DOWNTOWN) Get it together. You know I need to sleep so bad right now

I resent the Author for just recounting scenes from star trek please stop. Enough. Please bear in mind that I'm still reading there's choose your own adventure section and I have to get there

My fav thing about reading a bunch of books is THE CROSSOVERS... LA TOYA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

I love it because of the part where the author seems to imply that in order to have progress for disabled people we need a disabled Disney villain

This is surprisingly really good so far. you can tell she put a lot of effort into researching and organizing it . It scares me how much I want to follow her advice

I will defend whichever queer eye guy finally steps up and names names. They are so vague, it's exhausting.

Allegedly Karamo sexually harassed someone causing the initial divide in the group. I think it was Antoni! More on this later.

As far as memoirs go... None of the queer eye boys are delivering the greatest. However, they are all truly fascinating.

Listening and learning about Karamo's porn addiction... Never stop reading they said... Books can transport you to other worlds

The investigation:

1. The first chapter was so well written it read like an excerpt from a middle school language arts textbook. It was so touching. He strikes me as an exceptionally mature person because he writes about his father & what he learned from his father with so much respect, despite them having no relationship presently due to his sexuality.
To be continued

The investigation is back on

Today i had to say goodbye my favorite Chinese restaurant... It is (supposedly) their last day of business. the second generation doesn't want to run it, but it's beautiful really because that was the hope of the first generation, that the 2nd generation could have more. Really fits the theme of the book. Dragon Inn I will never forget you, I am better because of you

I'm addicted to reading books about China

"the universe is a snappy gay stage manager, and it's important to listen to her shrill and mysterious commands"

Karl Marx gave birth to Katya

The fact that this is a book marketed to middle schoolers (as stated) and has a genuine chapter on how to be a hooker where Katya writes about her past experiences 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ya they just earned that 5th star LMAO