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bc he was a victim??? girl, RK pmo

Even I heard about the epic affair last year. He fucked a biology teacher in the lab for weeks until the principal walked in on them.

The said teacher is banned from all schools and she moved out of the country.

True he was a minor at the time, but why the hell was he treated as a victim?

this girl said she'll start a war and then just put paint in his things??

this is giving those cringe disney couples grabbing each other's face, saying shi like, "this isn't uuuu":

“Stay calm,” Aiden whispers beside me while putting on his jacket.

He must be seeing the demons swirling in my eyes because he repeats in a slower, lower tone. “You need to stay fucking calm, Lev.”

these fmcs say ts and then be all submissive and shi, no backbone:

If he wants a battle, I’m going to give him a bloody war.

what in the misgendering:

“Ladies,” Larson snarls, his small eyes and bushy brows give him a meaner, harsher look. “Is this how we’re starting the season after last year’s defeat?”

“No, Sir,” all of us yell.

“I didn’t hear you, girls.”

“No, Sir!” we bellow.

Levi tilts his head to the side. “Is that a way to greet me after the entire summer, princess?”

“What do you expect? A chanting of ‘Long Live the King?’ Sorry, the choir is still on holidays.”


(no idea which pg im on bc of reasons )

it's just an infant, it's justt a boyyyy. what sort of imminent threat does he pose that i cannot avoid?

remind me why i torture myself

the blurb is wild

Levi

Here, little princess. I'm your king.

You have three rules. Bow. Break. Bend the knee.

Fight me all you want, but soon enough, you'll be chanting long live the king.

from the pov of a bearded dragon btw

"Which is bullshit, and I tell him that at least once a day. But deep down,
I’ve always been a sucker for rescues. First Dakota, now Ronan and Logan.
And Buff. Gotta do my good deeds because god knows the other three
aren’t doing them."

the wildest paragraph i've ever read:

:"We spend the afternoon fucking in every position possible. Logan
makes me crawl to lick his feet, then Ronan fucks me from behind, then we
switch it up, and both Logan and I team up on Ronan. Then, when we’re
panting and hot and completely spent inside the camper, Logan turns on a
movie. He makes popcorn over the stove, then settles in next to me."

this book is so beautiful

"If Ryan told him to jump off a cliff, I’m pretty sure Callum
would do a backflip just to impress him."

FUCK YEAHHHH. I LOVE RYAN AND CALLUM

u have no idea how fun this book is

Callum hiccups and waves. “Hey guys.” His words are slurred. “Which
one of you is shooting me?”
‘He’s so hot. Let’s add him to our harem.’

this playlist is so bipolar. first red vineyard and then i miss you, im sorry LOLLL

i can't bro- this is both so hot and odd.

not yucking someone's yum but feet-licking? really? i mean sure, it's hot but never thought i'd see it in a book

ronan and logan need to stop harassing poor dakota

Dakota glances at me, and Ronan groans. He’s been ignoring us on my
tablet, and now he throws his hands over his eyes. “Jesus, dude. Do you
have some weird fetish when you meet new people?” He puts on a show
voice, “Sing for me.”
“No. Only when I kidnap them. Now.” I turn back to Dakota. “Play me
something.”
“Just pick something, dude,” Ronan groans. “Can’t be worse than Sweet
Home Alabama.”

“A boyfriend?” I shove my chair back on two legs. “You know?
Someone you love and plan a future with?”
It looks like Dakota has stopped breathing, and that makes me want to
laugh, but I don’t. I just keep my look level. I love watching him squirm.
“I don’t…I’m not dating…I’m s-s-straight!” His face is red, and I laugh.
Oookay. “Whatever you say, champ.”

the amount of times logan has gotten ronan off drunk is... uncomfortable.

"Ronan is running from me. He’s running, and I somehow screwed it up. His
eyes look so hurt, and then he delivers the, “I’m not Greyson, and I never
will be.”"

my book has art and ronan looks like harry styles

I stare at him as he slides Buffalo his own plate. “What the fuck?”
Logan starts eating. “I made him one. You have a problem with that?”
“No, I…” I frown.
‘If you don’t marry this man, then I will.’ Buffalo sounds awfully
pleased

the amount of slurs is astonishing

i wanna see a mc with slighly crooked teeth

"Am I…seeing things? I glance at Buffalo on the bed.
Oh, goody. I’m looking at my talking stuffed animal to verify if I’m
seeing things.
I need to stop fucking drinking."

ronan is homophobic at the start