malaha’s Reviews > Make Me > Status Update

from the pov of a bearded dragon btw

"Which is bullshit, and I tell him that at least once a day. But deep down,
I’ve always been a sucker for rescues. First Dakota, now Ronan and Logan.
And Buff. Gotta do my good deeds because god knows the other three
aren’t doing them."

the wildest paragraph i've ever read:

:"We spend the afternoon fucking in every position possible. Logan
makes me crawl to lick his feet, then Ronan fucks me from behind, then we
switch it up, and both Logan and I team up on Ronan. Then, when we’re
panting and hot and completely spent inside the camper, Logan turns on a
movie. He makes popcorn over the stove, then settles in next to me."

this book is so beautiful

"If Ryan told him to jump off a cliff, I’m pretty sure Callum
would do a backflip just to impress him."

FUCK YEAHHHH. I LOVE RYAN AND CALLUM

u have no idea how fun this book is

Callum hiccups and waves. “Hey guys.” His words are slurred. “Which
one of you is shooting me?”
‘He’s so hot. Let’s add him to our harem.’

i can't bro- this is both so hot and odd.

not yucking someone's yum but feet-licking? really? i mean sure, it's hot but never thought i'd see it in a book

ronan and logan need to stop harassing poor dakota

Dakota glances at me, and Ronan groans. He’s been ignoring us on my
tablet, and now he throws his hands over his eyes. “Jesus, dude. Do you
have some weird fetish when you meet new people?” He puts on a show
voice, “Sing for me.”
“No. Only when I kidnap them. Now.” I turn back to Dakota. “Play me
something.”
“Just pick something, dude,” Ronan groans. “Can’t be worse than Sweet
Home Alabama.”