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K: I bought you a chocolate cake T: cake gimme yeah im that easy I rush over inly to skid to a stop when he adds K: Elena ate it while I was out so you get fruit. T: bitch gonna get cut

A few sentences later "I dip the strawberry in cream Im pretty sure I have a mouth-gasm."

Is this a YA? The inuendos, language etc through this whole book is wild. In to deep to DNF but wtf.

Im so fucking lost....monkey spiders?

Hold on you just met both of these people and youre already assuming one of them hasn't "seen into his heart" and has a biased view?? This book feels so forced 😅 the language is weird for 17 year olds dialogue. Reading through my owned TBR and this might end up being the lowest rated book of the year

Ugh I just wanna keep reading and finish it but my work alarm is going to be a rough one already 😭

Currently thinking all the bad reviews are dirty little liars im thoroughly enjoying this ugh I cannot read fast enough

God Cams overreaction is just the icing on the cake of my dislike of her 😅

Nervous about this book because of the reviews but also enjoying it so far as I start to build the world in my mind

Started reading this to my daughter tonight and can tell its going to be a fun ride! I love her level of understanding at this age especially when I can make the book seem so animated ❤️

Need to shelve this and pick it up in physical form im struggling to follow along on audio but its soo good

I forgot how fast these books are with the way theyre formatted and how much you just wanna keep going for more info

"So if your boyfriend ogling your tootsie keeps there easy easy bugs coming at us instead of more of those lava spitting llamas then you better buck up and get over your human male privilege and take on for your princess" 🤣🤣 I AM CACKLING

As hard as it was to get into this book I didnt expect to be crying 😭

Ridoc kills me his banter is so funny, also forgot how much I love Sawyer learning sign for Jesinia

Time to start the massive Massverse reread to prep for October and January

Adalyn Grace just knows how to write a badass FMC. Love it when they're strong and know they're a badass and we love to see a man put in his place

Im loving the magic system

All I can imagine while hes trying to hide his arm regrowing is those little finger hands at the end of his arm (I know its not but my imagination is going wild here 🤣)

Haha I can see this playing out in my head and picturing Bastian with an accent and Ferrick as a posh high society man unused to dealing with regular people 🤣 and Amora as the high society girl who has dealt with regular people and finds him utterly ridiculous

(Well see how they develop in my head as we go on)

Please stop being a pick me Jane everyone and the ghosts thinks something is wrong but here you are trusting a man you hardly know