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there are tiers to spooky and right now we’re at a chill 2, vibes are off but nothing to fear lol

and who is going to hold me and make sure i'm okay 🥲

why am i getting sacrificial vibes 🫣

WHAT

am I a bad person for wanting something crazy to go down at this wedding

wait so what the fuck?

If you see me finish this tonight… mind your business

Can’t be a HR violation if she’s the entire HR department 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

sexual tension in the workplace would make work more fun imo

i am so wholly unprepared for however this ends that i can’t decide if i should stop here or go full force to the end

hey so I’m panicking!!!

livia is who i want to be when i grow up (mostly)

this man is drinking from the eli killgore fountain, pining for the woman of your dreams and begging to cook her dinner

oh my GOD

what do dominic salt and dominic toretto to have in common?

they don’t have friends, they have family 🙂‍↕️

please let the girls make it out of this 😭

i know so badly how i want this to end 😩

initial reaction is that this is shaping up to be one of my favourite reads this year 🙂‍↕️

things are so very mysterious…

she is a lil too calm for me like this is TERRIFYING pls never return to this house???

this is a very slow start 😔

oh my GOD

goddamn i love everything going on